...On the high...(hic..cc..up)

       Side effects of Alcohol.. and Remedies       

       1. Symptom           Cold and humid feet 

                                            Cause                                     .

                 The  gasss is being held at an incorrect angle

                 ( you are pouring the drink on your feet)

                                           Cure   

                   Maneuver the glass untill open end is facing upwards

              2. Symptom             The wall facing you is full of lights  

                                        Cause                            

                               You are lying on th floor   

                                       Cure

                              Position you’re self at 90 degrees to the floor.

               3.Symptom               The floor looks blury 

                                         Cause    

                                  You are looking through an empty glass.    

                                       Cure

                               Quickly refill with you’re favourite drink

              4. Symptom                 The floor is moving 

                                     Cause 

                             You’re being dragged away

                                       Cure

                               Atleast ask where they are taking you

             5. Symptom            You hear echoes every time someone speaks  

                                      Cause    

                             You have you’re glass over your ear.  

                                       Cure            

                              Stop making a fool of you’re self.

             6. Symptom         You’re Dad and all you're brothers are looking

                                          funny                             

                                          Cause          

                          You’re in the wrong house  

                                           Cure 

                         Ask if they can point you to your house

                7.Symptom            The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed  in white 

                                                    and the music is repetitive    

                                         Cause.        

                                You are in an ambulance     

                                         Cure

                               Don't move,  let the proffessionals do their job.