Globalisation
Who gets time for making up something like this.........not me........
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
Answer : Princess Diana's death .
Question : How come ?
Answer : An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel,
driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine,
driven by a
Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky:
followed closely by
Italian Paparazzis in
Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
And moreover this is sent to you by a
Indian,
using
American
(Bill Gates's) technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use
Taiwanese chips,
and a
Korean monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant,
transported by
Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by
Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by
Mexican illegals.... .
That, my friend, is
"" Globalization ""
Hope u got it...??
This one has been ongoing...comes up in the news when she heads to court for the next round
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22930839-5005941,00.html
I may be blonde but I am wise
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marmite or vegmite...but it IS an aquired taste...
and I didn't know steve's family keep being sued...what over???
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Crickey mate!...I love vegemite!....(missing home) but marmite...am with ya!
Hope Steve's wife and daughter can continue...they seem to be sued over and over
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Im with the aussies.....i been there for four years and such a lovely people..
where abouts are you from in Aus, Snowy / Mis-cat
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I'll give you Jason he was usless anyway, Leave Kylie out of it she has had a bad run, First of all we didn't want to claim her then she won here grammy and all of a sudden she was an ozzie again, Steve(R.I.P.) at least he started putting his money were his mouth was by buying up huge plots of land in the amazon and various jungles of the world, for presevation puposes. Vegemite well agreed its an aquired taste but not as bad as marmite and at least you can use it for cooking stock if you run out of stock cubes.
watching Steve Irwin...miss him and his shows terribly...but his wife and daughter are carrying on the tradition, it seems. Ok Vegemite..yuck...and Fosters..yuck...but y'all make some incredible wines and beers..and fishing for barramundi...there's nothing like it!!
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Come now Mis-cat...we can also be blames for Jason and Kylie, vegemite, Steve Irwin (rip) and the list goes on.
At least we say sorry.....eventually!
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Fosters is the only thing we can be blamed for as well as jacobs creek wines there the only things that we export that we the ozzies dont drink ourselves.
Snowyowl,
Sorry about that.........Missed out Fosters or VB somewhere, i guess......
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Right back at ya Mis-Cat
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I've always said Australia should become exclusive. I guess the good thing is we always manage to stay just underneath the radar enough that we generally don't get blamed for anything.
Again....aussies are not part of the world. I'm boycotting the rest of the world now
p.s. it was good though
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haha. globalization.. hehe.
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