Banta singh joke

 This particular joke won an award for the best joke
 in a competition
 organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an
 Indian

 Banta Strikes Back!!! Banta Singh walks into a bar
 in Ludhiana &
 orders three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of
 the room,
 drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
 finishes them, he
 comes back to the bar and orders three more.

 The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat
 after I fill it in
 the glass; it would taste better if you bought one
 at a time."

 Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two
 brothers. One is in
 Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in
 Ludhiana. When they left
 home, we promised that we'd drink this way to
 remember the days when
 we drank together."

 The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and
 leaves it
 there. Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and
 always drinks
 the sameway. He orders three Beers and drinks them
 in turn.

 One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All
 the other
 regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back
 to the bar for
 the second round, the bartender says," I don't want
 to intrude on
 your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on
 your great loss."

 Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then alight
 dawns in his eye
 and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine
 - both my
 brothers are alive" . "Only thing is ---- I just
 quit
 drinking"!!!!!!