How you rank this joke?
LOST CAT
A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it.
He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there.The cat was already walking up the driveway when the man approached the driveway.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.Each time he kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept oncoming home before him!
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot. Then he dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her, "Is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered his wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions.
"Only in Dreams never in reality"
okay i will see...still im trying to wake up...give me 1 week if i will be successful......okay yalla see u next topic....i need to sleep to dream again,,,,,hahaha funny
So now the logo should be -- Was in Dreams now will be in reality --
"Only in Dreams never in reality"
thanks eco.....how come ur name eco???? is ur life full of echo???
"Only in Dreams never in reality"
that's what i am trying to do now.....to wake up and jump jump jump like a frog............to shout shout shout like kangaroo.......to dance dance dance like a queen and to be happy and laughing all the time........... we dont know time, we don't know our end so we better........enjoy life than to dream and wait and wait for a dream and at the end nothing happens...........this dream nseeds to be in reality.........
No emote (ROFL) so i will give 8/10 ,
Dreams are only when you are asleep. Reality is when you are awake. One has to make our dreams happen in reality.
"Only in Dreams never in reality"
of promises but it will never happen..... anyway, its not a big deal
Why only in dreams. ?
"Only in Dreams never in reality"
give me then ur shot
Oh Oh I guess the stray cats are all sterilized. But then you never know.
zero
Life’s……...[img_assist|nid=61048|title=...|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]TRUE BLUE
"Only in Dreams never in reality"
okay...choose the best cat u have and i will introduce to gigi...mix breed will have a good result
No, I don't have a cat as my wife is allergic to it and I don't love them more than my wife( He He). I feed the stray cats around my house.
"Only in Dreams never in reality"
i bought my cat...i named her Gigi..i cried about the price..2,500.00 but discounted to 2,000.000....and it requires for me to bring her in the vet for injection, and i paid 100.00 ...huhuhu...how comw so expensive???
How you are managing your cats???you have one????
Thats one smart cat and since I love them, it is 9/10 from me.
"Only in Dreams never in reality"
it makes you laugh???? can u post 1 joke also???pls???
well i know the joke. but makes me laugh again. 7/10
cheers mate! :)
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"Only in Dreams never in reality"
okay..wait i will give you one....how about posting one???make QL laugh...pls???
Its not that funny .... I rate "D" for this joke ....