Most Stupid Questions People Usually Ask
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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showz how intellegent my mates are lol
to the candidate
Do you have any questions? oh yeah after working for 5 years still want to know more about your Dept, how is the weather of Qatar
back in 2006 i think, i had a car accident, my back left tire exploded, when a VIP was passing by with his security, i lost control over the car because the same tire axis was broken, so after i did control the car and park, someone came to me (an undercover cop ithink) and looked around for a min then asked me, when i was changing the tire, just to be able to move it to the nearest garage, "what's wrong? " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another One
Interviewer _ Why you want to resign from your Job?
In a store, I liked a purse and decided to buy it.
So, I took it to the cashier and she asked: do you want to buy it???
No .. just didn't like the place you've displayed it and thought it will be
better to display it next to the cashier.
I hate those stupid questions. I've been through many, but I can’t
recall them.
If I did, I will defiantly share them.
In the Cookies of Life, FRIENDS are the Chocolate Chips
You've worked at a company for several years. A colleague asks:
"Hi. Are you new here? What's your name?"
house phone rings and you pick it up and yr friends asks - "hey are you home or out?" duh??(sufferin suckotash.....!@#$%^&*)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
These remind me of an American comedian, Bill Engvall, who does a routine called "Here's your sign". His theory is that people who ask stupid questions should have to wear a sign. lol Anyway I'm guilty of asking some pretty stupid questions myself so I find his routine pretty amusing.
Here is link to a sample of his comedy:
What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness.
~Tolstoy~
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. Who is speaking?
Answer:-
F*** O**
or when your walking your dog on a leash and some one comes up and says...
hey is that your dog...
you respond... No i stole this from some poor kid some were because i didnt think he could walk it properly...
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah that question actually came up 3 times this past event... hahahahaha kind of funny... but all i said in response is yes... i didnt have the heart to be mean on a first event... but next time... hahahahahahahahh its free game...
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just hanging out and watching dvd's with helen keller... kind of a quite night.
no.1 ~ i usually ask "what movie you're here to see?"
no.4 ~ well, when i do ask that i get more info on taste, presentation (if there isn't a picture on the menu) and that sometimes help me decide ^^
no.6 ~ girls tend to ask their friends that question alot and believe it or not some of them do admit he's not! like he's a player or has a bad temper but still they agree to marry for the sake of it! i guess they're more in love with idea of a "wedding day" which equals = big wedding, white dress etc than marriage or the actual guy itself ^^;
no.3 is just so funny lol
ty =)
i'm annoyed with no.7, always happens to me..:(
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