SMALL JOKE 4 [M12]

Muhammed12
By Muhammed12

Crowded Bus [m12]

One day, a boy named Tom got on a very crowded bus.

Sitting opposite him was a fat lady who said, "If you were a polite young man, you'd let someone sit down."

"If you were a polite lady," Tom replied, "you'd let FOUR people sit down!"
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have a nice day..
enjoy..
M12

By rainbow_serpent• 25 Dec 2007 23:50
rainbow_serpent

i dont see blood

By johnd.k• 25 Dec 2007 23:39
johnd.k

ur hurting me!!!!! :((((

By rainbow_serpent• 25 Dec 2007 23:36
Rating: 3/5
rainbow_serpent

i can feed myself.. am not a looser loke u..

By johnd.k• 25 Dec 2007 23:33
johnd.k

i will tell my mumma to spoonfeed u chicken , mutton and everything so that from next time onwards u will be gud to me

bye bye bye bye rainobow with rain

By rainbow_serpent• 25 Dec 2007 23:32
rainbow_serpent

johnny boi! whatever looser

By johnd.k• 25 Dec 2007 23:30
johnd.k

thank u , i understand ur love and affection for me

my mumma is saying to sleep :(

By rainbow_serpent• 25 Dec 2007 23:27
rainbow_serpent

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By johnd.k• 25 Dec 2007 23:26
johnd.k

mumma mumma sumone is making fun of meeeeeee

u come to my skool , u will know who da gr9 john is and sabina is

By sentibhim• 25 Dec 2007 23:23
sentibhim

I know that,you always passed in third division.hmmmmmmmmmmm

By johnd.k• 25 Dec 2007 23:18
johnd.k

hahahaha

that is wrong, iam the third rank in my class ehehhehe

By sentibhim• 25 Dec 2007 22:56
Rating: 5/5
sentibhim

we know,

study = no fail-----(i)

no study = fail--------(ii)

combining eqn (i) and (ii), we get

study+no study= fail + no fail

study (1+ no )= fail ( 1+ no)

canceling out the like terms; ( 1 + no) on both sides, we get;

study= fail,

Hence, I don't study!!

statuary wanring : studying is dangerous to your career

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By Muhammed12• 25 Dec 2007 12:36
Muhammed12

lolz..brave kid huh

By sentibhim• 25 Dec 2007 12:33
Rating: 4/5
sentibhim

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says,''I would be a bus driver!''

"Drink Beer Save Water"

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