How to handle a Husband
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple'
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,' explained the man. 'We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'
'We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you crazy!?' She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once.'
And from that moment..... we have lived happily ever after.'
welcome to QL hey guys we have one more doctor in the house
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
That's an interesting one.I did enjoy it.
When i read this long long back t was the men who shot the horse....
am wondering why GG had to change the gender of the shooter
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
Hmmmmmmm....something sounds quite fishy here...girl...I wonder if your dear hubby knows this ...LOL...
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A man admitted in to a hospital run by nuns for surgery. After the surgery he was handed over a huge bill to be paid.
The man went to the manager who too was a nun and told her that he couldn't afford to pay this bill. "I haven't got so much money" he said.
The manager nun asked him " haven't you got a family?"
He responded "no, I don't have any other family or relatives except a sister who too is a nun, a spinster like you".
The nun was not happy at his comment and told him
"we are not spinsters, we are married to Jesus".
"Is that so, the man responded, "you mean my sister too is married to Jesus, then please send the bill to my brother in law".
Good one Gypsy gal.Give us more!