Smart child
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The
Teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have she!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"
You are welcome
You are surely one smart child Paul....LOL...Thanks a lot....
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I mean your post is more interesting than the main headline.
Compact and more hilarious, as usual.
(Its a compliment)
Excuse me Paul, but what do you mean?
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Shreeya strikes again!!!!
One more smart child...
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty (smart) boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEITHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
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