Men/Women - how true is this?
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Starseed you are star
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
Oh,
Procrastination has such a definition also.
Its a new information for me starseed
I reckon that is one fact of a----B.I.A.T.C.H.--- in Life!
LOL
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Procrastination is like masturbation...
In the end you realize you've just f**ked yourself! :)
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
can u repost it
dont put off for tomorrow what you can do today...
It's called procrastination... did you see my definition of this a short while ago??
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
Yes Starseed,
i will, but i dont know when
Thanks for that. I'm really ill and that gave me a good laugh and cheered me up. And even though I'm female I agreed with it all! LOL
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
I am married n not ready to die yet
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die ____________________Nice
Before we get into your REVISIONs...what are you pursuing anyways...?
Another aspiring Doc or a Foreign Service Student...what's on your agenda...
and by the way...all the very best for your exam...
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" Live Life To The Fullest ! Enjoy Yourself "
made me laugh!
Cheers!
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I don't like to commit myself between HEAVEN and HELL. You see I have friends in both places.
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oh no i have an exam today so i'm supposidly "revising" :P hehehe
The last one is indeed excellent...LOL...
You know when you see a joke of this kind...that instant bit of laugh...
Anyways buddy..what are you doing online...no studies to do at campus ...
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" Live Life To The Fullest ! Enjoy Yourself "
LOL loved the last one!
zzzzzzzzzzz.......
good way to start the day starseed.... :)
Am listen it right now. Reggae lover in da house.
Most of that is so true !
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Guiltiness (talkin bout guiltiness)
Pressed on their conscience. oh yeah.
And they live their lives (they live their lives)
On false pretence everyday -
Each and everyday. yeah.
These are the big fish
Who always try to eat down the small fish,
Just the small fish.
I tell you what: they would do anything
To materialize their every wish. oh yeah-eah-eah-eah.
Say: woe to the downpressors:
Theyll eat the bread of sorrow!
Woe to the downpressors:
Theyll eat the bread of sad tomorrow!
Woe to the downpressors:
Theyll eat the bread of sorrow!
Oh, yeah-eah! oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah!
Guiltiness
Pressed on their conscience. oh yeah. oh yeah.
These are the big fish
Who always try to eat down the small fish,
Just the small fish.
I tell you what: they would do anything
To materialize their every wish. oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah.
But: woe to the downpressors:
Theyll eat the bread of sorrow!
Woe to the downpressors:
Theyll eat the bread of sad tomorrow!
Woe to the downpressors:
Theyll eat the bread of sad tomorrow!
Oh, yeah-eah! oh yeah-e-e-e-e-e!
Guiltiness. oh yeah. ah!
Theyll eat the bread of sorrow everyday.
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Egomania goes with the territory of decoding your own genome.
Did you just lost your marbles suddenly?
Did you just went sour and broke suddenly?
Do you need to stitch together your broken heart?
Did your husband or boyfriend made your day or week in telling the truth, that really hurt you so bad?
My Confession Booth will be open at special hours for a reality check.
Only for you.
Take care.
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Egomania goes with the territory of decoding your own genome.
Hiiii that was amazing
Thanks for good laugh...
BTW, smart man + smart women = competition( who's better than who)