The Miracle of Toilet Paper
a joke:
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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds!"
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
it's a joke of course...
Starseed .... try to use USED toilet papers ;-) for sure that will work within hours .... LOL
cheers
may be your husbend use that with himself before
He is a man of imagination. He enjoys the life. He can think about things which are no way near by him, ha ha
hahahah smart ass hahahahahaa
the 'Funnies' forum was for. Or am I missing something? :)
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
cause now i dont feel so bad for laughing...
if I had a hubby he would not be alive to 'watch em grow' :)
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
blehahahahahahaha
sorry but that is funny... i mean it was wrong... but really funny
Tell ur hubby to stop watching porn .....