Boys will be boys

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became

aware that her husband was touching her in a most erotic manner. He
started
by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He
ran
his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.

Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his
hand
over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her
waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her
hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran farther down the
outside of her thighs.

His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh,
stopped and
then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman
was
becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The
man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
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He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

Babe'z no remote can ever take your place ;)