English Can Be Fun...
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:*
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.*
In a London Laundromat:* **
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
LIGHT GOES OUT *
In a London department store: *
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS*
In an London office:*
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
THE DRAIN ING BOARD *
Outside a London secondhand shop: *
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? *
Notice in London health food shop window:*
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS*
Spotted in a safari park: *
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR*
Seen during a London conference:*
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON
THE FIRST FLOOR *
Notice in a field:*
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES *
Message on a leaflet:*
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS *
On a repair shop door:*
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T
WORK) *
People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate
with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world.
At a Budapest zoo:*
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT
TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. *
Doctors office, Rome:* **
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. *
Hotel, Acapulco: *
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE. *
In a Nairobi restaurant:*
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER.
In a City restaurant:* **
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
Lo kallo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind
I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairo becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairo because their minds are very narrow.
In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the Melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare Sir , this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhede stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.
IT should be "Crime Investigation Branch" ( I think)
"Drink Beer Save Water"
Crime branch is just that a branch that will tackle crimes
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Some where I saw the board at police station as "Crime Branch"
"Drink Beer Save Water"
I have seen a message on Metro in Shanghai written as "If you are stolen, call the police at once"
I am back at work,since yesterday.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
yes it is so far....... goodmorning to u 2 dude ... still on holidays or back on duty
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
GOod morning Tcom.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
ho ho ho heheeheehe :))) hey, that was nice. LMAO
'my server is acting sick today. let me go check on my mother' :)))