Sardar Jokes
Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO....
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" in English it is “do u know tamil?”
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .. he replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
Good Morning Guys.
Alizakir: Dont Take it serious.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
how is the eid holidays going on .... i hope u r not stuck inside for the full duration .....
we are having a gr8 time so far.... last night was BBQ@wakrah tonight something else will have to run after sometime else someone will kill me for being late lol
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
I AM a blonde :)
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm dinner without me ...... where where where
is it the same place i told u or ?.....
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
It reads better if u say it as
The group down stairs are having a fun time dancing and singing while the group upstairs are all scared s**t cluthching there seat white knuckles ....
lol
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
so am i..but in 15 minutes will go out to have dinner..:)
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am all ready just passing my time another couple of hours left
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
chill chill chill..good evening fellas..
TCOM? don't you have somewhere else to go to now (ya know what i mean?..;D)
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver."
PS. I can change the content to Irish, blonde,Polish if required.
There is a site full of these
Nice disscuion still i don't agree with you and you didn't get my point).. i got to go to the club ... will continue this later
cheers
Ali
Thats what i am saying as long as the joke is clean (in a Forum) and every one laughs it off as a joke its good for that persons health
Getting angry or tensed is bad for health.... tension has been proved to be the number uno killer
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
I think you are not getting my point or you really need a coffee break ;-)
I am not pointing on one person/sect/ or cast .. it's in general ...
And it's not a question of burning or getting pissed off .. i was jst advising to avoid such jokes otherwise GO A HEAD ;-)
cheers
I forgot to add there are a lots of jokes on Catholic nuns priest etc we dont go about burning, smashing or anyhting like that we just laugh it off
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Please cool down its all a joke... if u dont take it as a joke your live will be too serious learn to laugh and the best thing is learn to laugh at your own self that will make you a fun to be with
SO dont take a joke so seriously this is one way to make our life easy n fun
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
I do agree upto some extend that jokes on politics animals are ok but pointing to any Cast/religion/ Sect is not good. Put your self in Sardar or a blonde girl and read the jokes then i will ask how you face the world !
I know few of my Indian (Sardar) friends who told me personally how they feel humilation with all such joke and people laugh at them on the streets ...
We should cheerup and make others also but not in this way where some cheers and some cries !
Cheers
Ali
I like it... I did read it as it was in person with the accent, It was hilarious. Good one for the Sardars.
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
make fun of themselves.. its a human thing, and SO SO SO healthy to be able laugh at oneself!! Guys please chill - life's too short not to be able to laugh. These jokes are sent to make life feel lighter and brighter, and there are no harmful intentions meant..
There are jokes about blondes, about political leaders, about animals, about farmers, about .... all sorts!
When you take yourselves lightly, you will find you can fly!
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
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I think QL is a community site for all communities and i am sure people from Sardar Commnuity (Punjab - India) are also members here. So please do not post such humilation joke on the site.
You may have not intentionally posted this but in future pls. try not to do so.
It is a humble request. We should respect all the Human Kind on this earth.
Ali
This is totally silly. You should not make fun of any community.
ho ho ho hoh ha ha ----- now to be end laugh.
You to be start laugh.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha aha !!!