The Flirting Thread

JBH
By JBH

Come on my little puff pastries.

Who will join me on my 4 foot yacht on the Manchester Ship Canal for a pie and a pint?

You will regret it if you turn me down.

I am wearing my best vest and a paisley cravat I found in Oxfam.

AND NOTHING ESLE.

Come on my sweeties.

By anonymous• 23 Aug 2007 23:20
anonymous

Don't confess your Sins to me Yet!

I have to take a break from the Booth.

PS

JBH:

How do you expect someone to receive your confession when your floppy ears are so Big and Waxy? Did your Rubber Ducky stretch them out for you?

I hope you got some liability Insurance coverage for your Floppy ear, head and neck injuries on hand?

Maybe your Rubber Ducky, knows something I don't know.

By JBH• 23 Aug 2007 22:55
JBH

Rubber love, now your'e talking.

But even I have to avoid men of the cloth.

My age is in double figures.

Call me Maninibat!

By anonymous• 23 Aug 2007 22:50
anonymous

Darude

He has no Yacht, just a Big Ducky Rubber enchanting him!!!

Do you hear in the distance, the Ducky voice of Happiness saying:

Micky Mouse! , Mickey Mouse! Come here and let me grab you by your ears again and give you more rubber love!

By anonymous• 23 Aug 2007 22:43
anonymous

Darude

For Pirates are English, For Corsairs are French, For Buccaneers are Yankees. Who is Floppy Ears? Are we talking about some dinosaur old age Drive?

Maybe the ears have some genders or where lost as he walked The Plank of My Confession Booth.

By JBH• 23 Aug 2007 22:33
JBH

I'm here to make everyone feel special.

Because you are all welcome to be my little love puppets.

But come soon because the fire is getting low.

Should I have set fire to that car?

Call me Maninibat!

By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 22:27
DaRuDe

invite this mickey mouse ears to ur confession booth quick and i need a full record. he is flirting now online askin females to join him on yacht.

later you may come and confess in my booth Red Popie :|

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By JBH• 23 Aug 2007 22:23
JBH

The only things in these waters have either been in someone or on someone.

But I know you don't mean your playfull words you little scamp.

Lets get comfortable in front of the roaring fire.

Before the fire brigade put it out.

Call me Maninibat!

By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 22:20
DaRuDe

why dont i get you and tie you on engine JBH and get you roasted for the shark am sure they will like eatin you and lickin their fins :D

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By JBH• 23 Aug 2007 22:17
JBH

jasminejasminejasminejasmine baby.

No slaving over a hot stove for you my little suet pudding.

I bought the pies ready cooked and we can warm them on the engine, if it worked.

Maybe you can help me get Darude out of his coat.

Shouldn't take long, I've got a pair of garden shears and a bottle of Immac here some where.

Call me Maninibat!

By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 22:14
DaRuDe

dont worry JBH is a good cook and sign of his cookin is he always gets his hands burned and then screamin loudly scaring every one around. just make sure you get some head phone b4 u hear him screamin weirdly :D

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By sentibhim• 23 Aug 2007 22:12
sentibhim

JAsminejasmine Give a big kick to Darude and Jbh.They try to make u cook ?

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By jasminejasmine• 23 Aug 2007 22:10
jasminejasmine

Sounds good to me as long as I don't have to do the cooking.

By JBH• 23 Aug 2007 22:10
JBH

No fighting my little Kentucky Fried Chickens.

This the time for lurvvvvvve.

No need for sevants on my love boat.

I have drafted in a couple of unemployed ex-winos so serve us pie and chips and gallons of brown ale from the ice bucket.

Who elso will join me for passion and romance?

Call me Maninibat!

By sentibhim• 23 Aug 2007 22:08
sentibhim

Bye my friends have to do some thing.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 22:06
DaRuDe

its too salty and bitter taste u will vomit full of pints beers and alot more extra.

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By sentibhim• 23 Aug 2007 22:03
sentibhim

Azzy eat JBH Heart.He is the organizor .

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By azilana7037• 23 Aug 2007 22:02
azilana7037

Got to be somewhere else tonight...

Azilana out the door....good night....

By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 22:01
DaRuDe

seems more like a gun to me you call that a nose senti??

bow tie no worries u are on yacht you may wear shorts only that will be fine.

while JBH get on top of the pole and find some islands.

and me sleeping down ZZZZzzzzz

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By azilana7037• 23 Aug 2007 21:59
azilana7037

Why I became one of the crew all of the sudden?

:-P

By sentibhim• 23 Aug 2007 21:58
sentibhim

Darude My nose is enough to through u yatch.see my avatar

Azzy I hate bow tie.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 21:56
DaRuDe

i will get her on the yacht alright jas?? JBH you be the cook senti u be the waiter Azilana you be the hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm coordinator :D

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By azilana7037• 23 Aug 2007 21:55
azilana7037

This is the "flirting" thread...right, JBH?

We're just having fun...lol

By azilana7037• 23 Aug 2007 21:53
azilana7037

to hie away to the middle of the sea with you...would senti be the steward and Darude the Captain as we busy ourselves with the wine and the music...hehehehe

lol...words can be played...but idle minds are the devil's playground...pity some opted to keep it idle than make use it.

By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 21:50
DaRuDe

am just thinkin who the hell will go with you a drunk maniac :? who knows u push them down the yacht and start doing weird things around while drunk.

damn will punch you in the nose. :/

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By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 21:47
DaRuDe

Who is it??

me? JBH? Red pope? or the drunk senti?

JBH you take her am not askin her any more she sound scary to me :/

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By azilana7037• 23 Aug 2007 21:47
azilana7037

You need not worry coz I'll save the best part (for you) for last...hehehehe

May I borrow your cannons you got from Russia....I think I'm beginning to acquire an itchy finger lately...must've got it from you? :-P

By azilana7037• 23 Aug 2007 21:44
azilana7037

and give it a whole different meaning...as they are out to get me again...lol

The pie is inviting...but I'll pass this one out...

Something very important that needs to be done...there would be reckoning soon for some smart@$$ gonna get kicked very very very soon....

By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 21:42
DaRuDe

will you join me on JBH stinky yacht :D no worries after few miles will throw JBH down to the big shark and we go take a round of Pacific ocean :D

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By JBH• 23 Aug 2007 21:41
JBH

azilana7037.

Forget about the others, let me take you away to paradise, on maybe even Widnes.

We can make beautiful music, to a brass band.

Call me Maninibat!

By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 21:39
DaRuDe

how come am here sittin here for ur reply and u cheated me going with some one else wait u there let me get my pump action gun :/

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By JBH• 23 Aug 2007 21:39
JBH

Oh Sentibhim.

That was my Mothers name, come abourd the love boat and I will run you a bath.

Let me get you out of that nice suit, you will get oil on it in here.

Maybe even baby oil.

Call me Maninibat!

By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 21:38
DaRuDe

will be perfect get him a vig blond and lip liner and nail polish hmmm rest his figure is perfect like brook shield :D

Senti u sure will give us company am afraid next time u wont be available for any company in ur life after joiing the fighters :D

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By azilana7037• 23 Aug 2007 21:37
azilana7037

I already accepted another invitation...hihihihi

A raincheck, perhaps?...lol

By JBH• 23 Aug 2007 21:36
JBH

Come to me my little Yorkshire Terrier.

Put a but of lipstick on and you can have it aswell.

If you court me properly and bring me a Scotch egg.

Call me Maninibat!

By sentibhim• 23 Aug 2007 21:36
sentibhim

You two fighters calling for sweety?lol

common i wiil give u company.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By DaRuDe• 23 Aug 2007 21:33
DaRuDe

wake up its week end all the sweeties are out busy with their spice u are late. and yea wear some extra dress thats too less. :/

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