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maxi8008
By maxi8008

1. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

2. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

3. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

4. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

5. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

7. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

By owen• 6 Aug 2007 14:32
owen

hehehe...you can trust me, i really wont tell anyone...(oh, there it goes again..lol)

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By maxi8008• 6 Aug 2007 14:30
maxi8008

let me search my brain for a secret that if u spread it out to others it wont make me logout loool ;D

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By owen• 6 Aug 2007 14:27
owen

tell me tell me tell...i won't tell anyone...ROFL...(there's the magic phrase..:D)

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By maxi8008• 6 Aug 2007 14:19
maxi8008

lool owen r u sure u r excluded from that fact :)

i want to tell u a secret ;P

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By owen• 6 Aug 2007 14:16
owen

smiles at this one: "Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE" ...wonder why woman are like that...hehehe the more she is asked of not to tell the more they go around and announce (i humbly exclude myself with this...heheheehehe)

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By maxi8008• 6 Aug 2007 14:14
maxi8008

Thanks bro,

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By anonymous• 6 Aug 2007 14:09
anonymous

maxi.....my prayers will be always with you to solve your problems without much tension...

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By DaRuDe• 6 Aug 2007 14:08
DaRuDe

fuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy

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By maxi8008• 6 Aug 2007 14:02
maxi8008

yaa i agree with u 100% and thats what im trying to do solve current problems " not to have new oncs " :D

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By anonymous• 6 Aug 2007 14:00
anonymous

maxi....without problems how we can manage to live...Everybody have their own problems and we should have the mind to solve it...

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By maxi8008• 6 Aug 2007 13:57
maxi8008

oh please i have enough problems in my life so stay as far as you can ;P

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By anonymous• 6 Aug 2007 13:56
anonymous

gypsy...are you so dangerous to all....

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By owen• 6 Aug 2007 13:53
owen

oh ok...carry on...:P

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By oamonteiro• 6 Aug 2007 13:53
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oamonteiro

at time like this when nothing to do copy & paste is very welcome

By anonymous• 6 Aug 2007 13:52
anonymous

maxi...so expecting my comments on your posts always...I will try...

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By gypsy gal• 6 Aug 2007 13:51
gypsy gal

Thats was funny....

Hmmm..... New signature line and cool... but I add new trouble to my friends..lol so dont be friends with me okay!

By maxi8008• 6 Aug 2007 13:51
maxi8008

its just to teez rayyz :)

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By maxi8008• 6 Aug 2007 13:50
maxi8008

hey Nathan long time to see your comments at my posts :)

how r u bro, hope every thing is super doper ;P

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By owen• 6 Aug 2007 13:49
owen

if its a copy and paste? what?...

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By anonymous• 6 Aug 2007 13:47
anonymous

maxi...just sharing things here...no feeling of cut and paste...

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By maxi8008• 6 Aug 2007 13:46
maxi8008

this is also copy paste ;P

cheers :)

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