Best pick up line ever.....

Xena
By Xena

We have a new breed of "Market Researchers"..... What do you think the give away was?.....ROFL.....

BTW... this was PMed to me today....

Dear Xena,

How are you doing? I hope you're fine! I have a question for you, just if you want to help me! I want to contact ladies in Qatar, because of a Marketing Research by myself. Give me a sign , thanks in Advance!
You're the first one I sent a message, because I'm guessing you're open minded.

Greetings Houda

By King Edshel• 20 Apr 2007 00:22
King Edshel

Obvious like the rising sun in the morning. No survey is there, would've send ti from the beginning as a proof.

By ooo• 18 Apr 2007 15:47
ooo

Why don’t you give him … her … “it” the benefit of the doubt? don’t give … hum … it any personal information but ask to send you the survey or whatever by PM instead? That way you’ll know if it is genuine.

By King Edshel• 18 Apr 2007 13:36
King Edshel

I was aware of that, that is why i told you .. everything was there and in the end he was using the girl's name as a decoy.

All the requests and things says I'm a man? no ... I'm a woman and check the last line ... My Name is Houda ... LOL

It would've work from the beginning if he said that he is a girl looking for the girls company or needs a girl help with that research, survey whatever it was ... All women can communicate and talk to each other with no problems, why should she look for an open minded woman? LOL ... that reminds me with something ....

By cjpdad27• 18 Apr 2007 13:27
cjpdad27

I am going to go with a guy posing as a girl. They got caught and tried to make and adjustment. It is quite funny.

"Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood."

Freeman Teague Jr.

By Xena• 18 Apr 2007 13:24
Xena

Aisha says that Houda is a girls name.... but I am sure that it was a guy that wrote to me, as I always check profiles...

Since then, the profile has changed and Houda has become a girl.... mmm.... sex change ops seem to be the norm in Holland....

So... what do you think... girl, doing a survey, or guy posing as a girl?

By Xena• 18 Apr 2007 13:11
Xena

can't you see you will just be shot down....

By Vasquez• 18 Apr 2007 10:18
Vasquez

I will definately use that line next time you and I are one on one!

When the s*** hits the fan...

By Aisha• 18 Apr 2007 08:13
Aisha

Loool pick up line!! lol lol lol and he knows that you know many girls in Ql, you lady of girls outings! hehehe and what the heaven has the open-mindedness to do with a marketing research survey loooooooool

But I’m jealous I wasn’t the first one :-( lucky Xena :-P

By the way, “Houda” is a girl’s name! sooo perhaps she can get the benefit of the doubt?? OMG Or maybe even worse ewwwww

[img_assist|nid=7232|title=Dua|desc=Amen :-)|link=none|align=left|width=440|height=56]

By King Edshel• 17 Apr 2007 23:35
King Edshel

Some research? Give me a sign? and in the end Houda? ROFL .... What was he thinking? Marketing research for what? my god, ... why do this guy think that you got a list of women where he can get and contact them. He is also ... greedy? He wants a list of women to contact? O.o Maybe he is planning to get all of these women together and start giving them surveys or whatever that will help in his research ....

First time i heard about his ninja technique ... you are the first one and the the open minded. it is like fighting with Ninja Shruinkens and Katans in the same time. Something you need to throw by both hands while holding your sword with ... a third hand? I don't know ... why do guys always try that hard ...

By JonB• 17 Apr 2007 22:04
JonB

2 to 1........ :D

By monparan• 17 Apr 2007 17:08
monparan

m,aybe it started as genuine, then when right out in the middle, he decided to make a move. talk about ad lib....

Monparan -

"Labor Omnia Vincit Improbus"

By Xena• 17 Apr 2007 17:00
Xena

you know he was so convincing in his 'reliabilty and trustworthiness '.... would have been inclined to believe him...

but when he said "You're the first one I sent a message, because I'm guessing you're open minded."

I kind of figured.... hey... he is very open to communication.... totally the right attributes.... Can you see the ladies chomping at the bit to get this prize catch?

ROFL.......

By danavard• 17 Apr 2007 16:56
danavard

and at least he had the smarts to come up with some sort of pick up line rather than just be sleazy and smutty..

it is quite a funny pick up line though :)

assume nothing

By WhoMe• 17 Apr 2007 15:26
WhoMe

reliabilty and trustworthiness are the right attributes he communicates...

I like that onw Xena

By kofe• 17 Apr 2007 15:26
Rating: 4/5
kofe

hey.. can't blame the guy for trying.. here.. let me show you a few things from a man's perspective.

please note this excert from wikipedia. (here is site for reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar )

Quote:

Expatriates form the majority of Qatar's residents. The petrochemical industry has attracted people from all around the world. Most of the expatriates come from South Asia and from non-oil-rich Arab nations. Because a large percentage of the expatriates are male, Qatar has the most heavily skewed sex ratio in the world, with 1.88 males per female /Quote

so there you have it, us men outnumber you ladies nearly 2 to 1... you know what that means? It means someone is going home without any loving. He is trying to come off in a polite way, I'm sure some gals here have received much ruder to the point messages then this one. Who knows.. maybe he will get a bite and make a friend (or more). Or heaven forbid.. maybe he is telling the truth? (on second thought, thats nigh impossible lol~)

By Gypsy• 17 Apr 2007 15:15
Gypsy

ROFL. THat's awesome. Come Xena, you're open minded send all our contact details so this poor guy can do some "Market Reserach" :P

I feel your scorn and I accept it-Jon Stewart

Log in or register to post comments

More from Qatar Living

Qatar’s top beaches for water sports thrills

Qatar’s top beaches for water sports thrills

Let's dive into the best beaches in Qatar, where you can have a blast with water activities, sports and all around fun times.
Most Useful Apps In Qatar - Part Two

Most Useful Apps In Qatar - Part Two

This guide brings you the top apps that will simplify the use of government services in Qatar.
Most Useful Apps In Qatar - Part One

Most Useful Apps In Qatar - Part One

this guide presents the top must-have Qatar-based apps to help you navigate, dine, explore, access government services, and more in the country.
Winter is coming – Qatar’s seasonal adventures await!

Winter is coming – Qatar’s seasonal adventures await!

Qatar's winter months are brimming with unmissable experiences, from the AFC Asian Cup 2023 to the World Aquatics Championships Doha 2024 and a variety of outdoor adventures and cultural delights.
7 Days of Fun: One-Week Activity Plan for Kids

7 Days of Fun: One-Week Activity Plan for Kids

Stuck with a week-long holiday and bored kids? We've got a one week activity plan for fun, learning, and lasting memories.
Wallet-friendly Mango Sticky Rice restaurants that are delightful on a budget

Wallet-friendly Mango Sticky Rice restaurants that are delightful on a budget

Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a sweet escape into the world of budget-friendly Mango Sticky Rice that's sure to satisfy both your cravings and your budget!
Places to enjoy Mango Sticky Rice in  high-end elegance

Places to enjoy Mango Sticky Rice in high-end elegance

Delve into a world of culinary luxury as we explore the upmarket hotels and fine dining restaurants serving exquisite Mango Sticky Rice.
Where to celebrate World Vegan Day in Qatar

Where to celebrate World Vegan Day in Qatar

Celebrate World Vegan Day with our list of vegan food outlets offering an array of delectable options, spanning from colorful salads to savory shawarma and indulgent desserts.