CHEESIEST PICK UP LINES!
Ok lets have a go at some of the whackiest/ cheesiest/ worst pick up lines... here are some to start with...
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your BedRock.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
- Excuse me, do you wanna screw, or should I apologize?
- Hi my name is ____. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
- Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- Excuse me, are you a parking ticket? Coz you have FINE written all over you.
- My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
The cheeeeeziest one has to be: Did it hurt....when you fell from the sky.
I never use it, coz girls always go: BLAKH...hehehe
I thought i came up with a good one when i said this to someone (Arab guys, you have to translate it to arabic- lebanese accent, it makes more sense): First time i see the moom walking, but she replied: first time i see an ass (Donkey) talking...hahahaha, but i still got my way with her....thats what counts...:P:P:P:P
this worked " come hurry, i'll buy u another beer after!"
You have spanner eyes as everytime you look at me my nuts tighten
We came we saw we were Qatarized
- (Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only perfect 10 I see
- Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?
Your parents must be skilled thieves, they stole two stars from the sky to give you eyes …
the cheesiest pick up line ever. " You have a Nice dress, its better on the floor in my room."