FROM A WIFE TO HER DEAR AND LOVING HUSBAND

Last week I got "So My

Last week I got "So My girlfriend is coming to visit this week." To which my response was "Your who now?"

- who the guy is dohagirl?

I answered.

I guess now i know im the lamest :-(

I smell something bad but my co-worker just went to the bathroom so...?

Is it just me or does any1 else smell sulphur in here too?!!

Crack a cold one for me too. Its still a couple of hours till I can get some happy juice of my own.

No.... im out of happy juice and i need to go stock up :)

The conversation has gone that down hill has it GIASI.

At this point, i make my excuses and leave. pleasant evening to u all

I'm actually a very happy person. I'm singing "Over the Rainbow" to myself while playing with cute kittens and smelling the roses. I'm very well adjusted both mentally, physically and emotionally...At least that's what my Mom and my psychiatrist say.

awwwwww... we dont think youre a loser DG, honest. Just a very very sad person :P

And i'm lamer than that? Please pour boiling acid in my eyes so i don't have to look at myself in the mirror, will ya hoser?

Check out my number of posts. I'm higher than people who have been on this forum 6 months longer than me. I am Queen Lame of Loserland.

Where about's are you on the QL Lame Scale?

nice, you are even lamer than I am. :D

And here i was thinking "wtf is wrong with her hip?"

I am so cool......

Ditto. Whiter than snow. My hip lingo is limited to gems like Hoser and yo.

Fair Enough

Its black american rapper lingo

Ya I didn't get the bonk a donk thing either. That must be some new fangled slang that I don't understand. :)

I just got lost with "bodankadonk" is all.... but then i know nothing about j'lo's donkey...

did i kill the mood in here or what?

DG u got JLos bodankadonk too?! all hail DGurl....praise da booty yall

Ya, but Brad and her just ain't gonna last...

Not to far to fall I figure, so no worries.

Who says I don't have all of those things bajesus. Add J-Lo booty to that and you've pretty much described me. :D

except 4 those lips, brad pitt, 2 adopted children and a bilogical 1, millions of dollars worth of movie contracts, 2 million dollar jet, an ambassador 2 unicef......but hey u both speak french! ;-)

Careful Imp or you'll fall into the gutter with the rest of us perbs.

10 seconds i can do....

Convo wise you perbs....

Now Now Fish , I know I have had at least 60 second long conversations with you...of course they could well have been about sex. :D

actually make that 10 seconds, DG

20 if you're discussing sex :D

(sorry qatari)

Imp the attention span of Fish is roughly 1 minute, after that you've lost her. Of actual fish I don't know.

Bajesus, Bradjelina has nothing on me. :P

DG for my own personal reasons I am going to assume that you are

u r such the over achiever. U tryin 2 go all Angelina Jolie on us?!

...and supposedly that's not a euphemism.

Qtel, chill:)

Now Now Fishy, I'm only proposing to bullshake and that's cause she wants a visa. They don't really question gay marriage visas in Canada cause they don't want to appear discriminatory towards homosexuals. But persumably they will never know if bullshake and I are ACTUALLY sleeping together. :P

How long is the attention span of a fish anyway?

Fish, Midget can play all she likes she knows that at the end of the day she'll be packed, sealed and shipped off into Lebanese slavery. Labio's waiting.

DGurl is Queen B cuz shes da bomb. She just got it like that

:-P

Little does everyone know bajesus, I am the World's Tallest Midget.

QC midget is turning lesbo on us and is sending out marriage proposals to all the girls on QL

i think i like her even more now :p

i don't call you midget. i just call you queen b**-otch, remember? :p

Cause you're a midget, Midget.

Wassup?? I see people being chased, what have I missed?

Wow Alexia was interested in me.

y DO they call u midget? r u really?

I will try not to be too upset Farhan.

I don't know FIsh, why do you all call me midget?

Farhan please don't stop chasing Dohagirl because of me. I lost my interest in you, sorry.

DG U like it or not ,im not going to chase u anymore.

i'm pisces, i have the attention span of a fish, and i occasionally smell like fish

okay totally kidding on the last part :p

DG help me out here. why else do you guys call me fish?!

We call her fish firstly because of her avatar, and secondly it suits her better than her real name. NOT because she stinks. She doesn't stink, she smells like roses.

Super, serioiusly I hate it when guys come on too strong. It's a real turnoff. It makes me wonder why they are after me, Is it just to get me into bed???? The more a guy chases the faster I run away.

sure you do DG.

y do they call u fiish in real life? do u stink?

Mocha why do they call you fish? Other than that your avatar is a fish

are you acting like a cuckoo-in-the-head, alexia? i think not..:)

and yes you can call me fish all you want. hell everyone calls me fish in real life, i don't see why you can't on here! :p

When did I say I liked it when guys chase after me???? I HATE it when guys chase after me.

Mochafrap, were you referring to me?

And by the way can I call you Fish or is it an insider thing only?

;-)

u bad bad girl...u use traps?!?!that is so un@#%@%#fair!!!lol

what a cuckoo-in-the-head...???????!?!?!?!

I know its ur favourite game but Girls ,plz don,t play with me.Alexia did u trapped me?

i believe u'll need more glue then:)

and farhan...for saying that to DG, i think u will need to assume a new identity, new passports, move out of ur country..watch the movie the fugitive and make sure ur insurance papers are in order.

I'm sorry Farhan you lost your chance.

Dohagirl - did you get one of those yet? "I was only going after her because she likes it so I was just trying to make her feel good".

and then they ask me why I am not looking for anything serious here.

Plz Alexia,this is the last thing I wanted.

Dont say I have broken ur heart.It hurts me.Can I do anything to make u happy?

As far as Doha girl is concerned she likes it when men go after her,so was just trying to make her feel good.

To glue his butt shut and keep him quiet, Bullsshake?

*hands glue to alexia*

Farhan you broke my heart. I told you I'll be waiting and then I logoff and next thing I know when I am back is that you are running after DG.

DG so its over now ?I am disappointed tht I was not ur type,but wait u did,nt see me as yet,may be it would make up for wat u have felt bad about me?

i shall look out for a massive green guy who's wearing a mouth piece and tube socks should i get to doha!

I don't normally get paid for my services but it would be silly to say no. Cash.

do u take cheques or cash??lol:P

DG.....bunny boiler

my luggage is massive. I'm sure the size will be fine if you work hard on your yoga.

meannieeee!!roflll! I will have to write down that idea though DG!

ive a friend who works in british immigration so i kinda kno the rules:)...how big is ur luggage though? i believe i can fit there if i just practice my yoga more!

but american passports are kinda "hot" at the moment esp in mid east countries. i once argued with a local guy from UAE and he didnt like the american accent that came out from me ...what can i do, i learned to speak english from sesame st. for cripes sakes!..sooo nah, i'll give the american passport a pass for now:)

..Qtel knows im joking right?? im not even in qatar yet!dont put out an APB on me in ur airport!

I was actually debating calling the cops on him and telling them that he has a female who is not his wife staying with him and getting him deported. If I was really as bitter as I make myself out to be, this could be a REALLY fun country to live in. :P

If I marry you Bullshake you don't get a British passport until you have lived in UK for a bit. So it would be pointless.

I would go with DG.

thanksss!!! and sorry to hear about that guy who has a gf coming over. u should have asked him which flight shes boarding n just scare him a little:)))

Farhan, the reason GIASI is trying to scare you off me is cause I don't want to talk to you.

Bullshake I'll marry you and you can have a Canadian passport.

Yes you are right Super7 and the problem is the proxys no. from where you can get it there is sites but also you can do it thru the socks if you know how to do it there's program you have install it and run it then given you new proxy with port plus socks and ports all have to do it change and VOID Qtel BLOCKING

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I thought I should stop as I was taking qatari's request literally and it was naughty.

yes I did

was it the sux b--- qatari? that's not allowed here?..sorry..may i say hiney? or the crack that shouldnt see the sunlight?..ook i'll stop now sorrryyy!

Is that it super? did you go to a public school? :P

-----------bleeeeeeeeep------------

that's all I have for now. I will keep posting qatari. Let me know when you think I've done enough

--- hahaha...thanks

good honesty bullshake. I think american passports are very good though. THe embassy is very helpful to actual americans compared to how unhelpful the british embassy is to actual brits

No, I think I'll just have to throw up some filtering software to block "bad" words! If anyone has a list of words that Q-tel do block please post them....

P.S. If anyone would like to take a crack at writing some "community rules" or guidelines be my guest

and say that im kewl with relationships if it exists, but mainly i just wanna marry someone so i can have a different passport and proceed with my travels without much hassle from immigration. the said husband doesnt even have to pay for my keep or anything. no americans pls...nothing personal just that the lines in ur embassy just sux butt. west european more likely, i believe their embassies are less busy. it just suxxx to have a passport from a third world country!!

*gets a glass of water*

DG Y Giasi trying to to scare me of u?

i bet he'll strike gineshlee's chord quite well :p

:P

Stop being so prissy you lot. Good old farhan isn't doing any harm and he isn't being sleezy.

I say crack away farhan. You never know you might strike a chord with someone here.

People come onto this site to chat, not to get hit on. :(

I think fish answered that well enough? You think thats a warning? You poor guy. You think these ladies need me to protect them? I assure you they dont. Was just trying to save you the indignity of being ripped to pieces, but, go ahead, whatever floats your boat. I did warn you.

Well...You interpret it based on the size of your head....

I think it should be a RULE. No chatting up the chicks of QL.

wait ,wait ,wait but wat did I do?I dont think I was nasty at all

that would be a FACT, farhan

Giasi, is that a suggestion or a warning?

Farhan... trying to chat up women on QL is worse than sliding upto them in a bar touching their behind and asking "is this seat taken?"

DG i think it was a precautionary measure

tell us off before we even contemplate posting anything "raunchy" :p

Doha girl a loving heart,well thts a rare thing and u just broke it

I didn't say anything nasty at all today did I?

Qatari for the sake of the site I would suggest posting instructions on how to use a proxy server (I think that is the right term) to access the site to avoid Qtels blocking power.

i was minding my language to my best ability

i blame DG & super..they always bring on nastiness the second they're on this forum :D

Hi all sorry for this just 1 hour befor join here so nothing know what's going here lol

Do you guys really want to see the pretty Q-Tel blocked image when you visit this site???

did that line ever work, giasi? :p

DG exactly. I think blunt it better. Subtlety is ambiguous and leads to confusion

so... "do i make you horny baby? do i?" doesnt work then?

yep that's definitely subtle super, but i'm not sure how far it'll get it you :p

what i meant is that you should discuss it openly with your lady but not in a way that'll make you sound like a complete skeeze.

i would have absolutely no problem if after being out a couple of times the guy asks me if i were ready to take things to the next level (okay so maybe that was a little tacky..but anything to the same effect would do)

I have effectively killed this thread. LONG LIVE DOHAGIRL!!!!

I prefer when guys bluntly and truthfully state what they want and then we can make decisions from there. "Do you want to have sex." "No, maybe tomorrow", etc etc.

Farhan, I'm not interested in dating anyone off of QL, this is the place I can come to and btich and rave about boyfriends and politics and such.

sorry mocha subtle ok "hey darling, what a wonderful time I'm having with you. we get on so well. So what say you and me, you know tsclick tsclick (tongue under mouth noise) some time soon."

I'm good at subtle.

LOL, super

okay let me rephrase that: you are bound to SUBTLY discuss that "thing" with her at one point in time.

geeze! guys are SO helpless! do we actually have to spell everything out to you :p

read between the lines Farhan. of course she is saying she will give you a chance

a) ok

b) So before you make your move you think you will have discussed that "thing"? Not sure about that. "Ok darling, I'm having a great time dating you, you really are wonderful. I'm thinking we pencil in sex for next Sunday. How do you like it?"

DG are u saying tht u will give me a chance?If not then there is no point going to Doha

Unless they don't know it's not original

a) you can tell if a women is keen or not, it's not rocket science

b) you're bound to discuss that "thing" at a certain point in time. if she tells you she's a prude then you can nicely tell her you aren't able to wait. needless to say don't go and utter stupidities along the lines of "if you can't put out, get out" :p

Women like poetry better when its original.

I've been here a week and fairly busy.... no one knows me yet. Just a few friends of friends are the only aquantainces i have here... other than some of the folks at work.

Yes I'm sure but I would still want to feel that a, she was keen and b, she wasn't a prudish sort and was waiting for some strange vistorian moral bollox.

And just cause she does give it up after awhile doesn't mean she's a slut or that she deserves to be treated without respect. :(

you're right, super. but not all women are capable of giving back that "something" right away :p

women might be complex creatures, but if you treat them with respect you'd be surprised of how much they'd be willing to give back

if you really like a girl, then i'm sure she'll be worth the wait ;)

well alexia/dg etc different faces it is then. Boat trip this weekend. All day island party. It will be sensational.

I am happy with that approach mocha (except for the repeat as long as necessary before making move, I mean come on you have to give me something)

Ok, just checking. I know a lot of the Canadians here and I wanted to make sure you weren't who I thought you were.

NO, SK. originally and then four years in Calgary..... ewwwwwwww

don't know. i find social gatherings to be a good place to meet potential interesting men..but not the best place to hook up with them. Same applies for clubs and pubs of course.

call me old-fashioned. but if a guy likes me..he'll have to ask me out properly, then go through the whole traditional courtship process:

1. wine and dine her

2. compliment her

3. wine and dine some more

4. bring her flowers, chocolate, etc..

5. repeat steps 1 through 4 as long as necessary

6. make a move

7. be a gentleman: if you say your'e gonna call, call her. otherwise state clearly that you are not going to do so.

i assume you all know the rest so i'll refrain from lecturing you :p

Imp you aren't from Sudbury are you?

I've been to a few parties and Dohagirl is right it's all the same faces. It gets even more complicated once you have an argument/conflict with one or more of them and then going to parties and enjoying yourself is not an option anymore.

Your right Super I haven't been to any of your parties. I will have to go and bring my collection of single hot girlfriends along.

impossible because you haven't been to any of my parties. You haven't met any of my mates I'm sure.

Was planning a housebreaking/warming for maybe next week, but just got an email that i'm off to Yemen for a few days.... will let you know when i am set up and ready if you all want a place to play..........

I try parties, but I already know all the guys at them, and I already know they are all jerks. It's a no win situation.

No giasi. No

It's weird though. All the guys complain about an absence of women and all the single women complain about the guys being dicks.

There is clearly a meeting problem here.

I think it stems from the fact that the clubs etc are just too imbalanced so the girls are just hit on too much and half the guys don't even bother.

So big private parties is the way forward. I will organise. Watch this space

She's the Fishiest Fish in the sea Alexia.

yep. that would be me, alexia :)

fishy fishy fishy

Mochafrap are you the one the others call Fish? Just making sure ;-)

can't get your passport stamped before you give up your brain..LOL

it would make perfect sense come to think of it :p

I'm not a man hater at all, Super. I love men. I just dont expect them to make me happy. Men are good for some things and bad for everything else ;-)

I believe I said that I still had faith in finding a great guy. I'm just getting frustrated with trying to find a guy while being an expat. It just doesn't work that way. And I'm seriosuly beginning to think there is a brain drop off box for men at the airport here. :P

I LOVE men, super

I'm jsut saying I don't have to marry them :D

good grief there are a couple of militant man haters here. What happened to you two alexiafish?

Afraid of me? I thought girls used to love tall, handsome and sensative guys.Its all changed now.

Alexia hmmmmmm........nothing?

exactly my point, alexia.

i'm sure there's a nice looking decent guy out there who's not commitment phobic for each and every one of us. you marry him and 10 years later you end up with a not-so-good-looking-anymore-beer-devouring slob snoozing on your couch :p

Mochafrap - I think so too. I cant think of anything a man could give me that I dont already have.

I am not afraid of being frozen Farhan I am just afraid of you.

Doha girl I am glad that I made u smile and rest assure I will make u melt too, so dont be afraid of being frozen

I don't know FIsh. As bitter as I am getting, I can't help but believe that somewhere out there is a nice, goodlooking guy who is not commitment phobic and brain dead. Haven't found him yet, but I will keep looking.

It is true but the hare kept stopping for rest and sleep the tortoise just kept at it

i think dating anywhere is a complete waste of time these days. men are only getting more creepy/commitment-phobic.

if i can buy my own groceries, clothes, jewels, house, and car..i can buy my own man..worst case scenario..i can buy my own "satisfaction" :p

Lol Super if I remember correct the tortoise came first. Oops.

I have stated the obvious....Get some class...calling names will not help...

:D is a smiley face for laughing Farhan. I find it really funny that you told me to take a chill pill. If I was anymore "chilled" I would be frozen. :P

kinda slow. More of a tortoise than a hare I guess

yes tg big dick head. Exactly

OUCH!!!! tg strikes below the belt again :)

D ?

Dohagirl - I got "take a chill pill" as well sometime back. I am pretty sure his name wasnt Farhan though.

Take a chill pill? :D

If you read every other post on this thread..you will realize that big head means dickhead....

Doha girl take a chill pill and,Plz give me one more chance.I did,nt mean it.

Big head but slow fingers, Super?

I think I said I DON'T like guys with big heads. Which means Supers out. Actually I've completely given up on men and am looking for a nice girl. Where is Sammie today anyway. :P

curse you alexia for pipping me to the joke

wow, doha girl.I thought all the girls here want poetry.Its a big relief.Now I can post something normal.ooooooooooohhhhhhh

farhan doha girl said she likes guys with big heads and my head is massive

Probably a big head, Farhan. Do you have one?

What is :? ?

Super7 I think Doha girl is interested in u.Tell me what u have got?

Farhan, I'm not going to wait for you.

hahaha

Sorry Super, missed that. :P Thats exactly what we are all looking for. :?

OK Farhan I'll wait till you get back from Barmingham and then maybe we could hit it off? I have to warn you though I am not a poet so dont expect me to come up with praising verses anytime soon.

Farhan it is clear to me that girls want guys with MASSIVE sense of commitment not people who behave like utter

dicks and guys with strength,stamina who can give good h

uman advice and support with a very balanced,kind,wise h

ead and have the ability to make her

feel loved and supported and feel completely wel

come each and every day

Read the first and every other line only.

clearly you read every other line and not all the lines?

Super, I don't think we need a MASSIVE sense of commitment, just a little will do.

Doha girl never mind.I will be ther soon inshallah.

Barmingham hey.

Ok, but I asked what really is bad about Doha?By the way I believe I am not in doha.At the moment I am in Barmingham.lol

Did you not just read the post where I said the guy I was dating told me his girlfriend was coming to visit him this week. Obviously I haven't found that yet.

Farhan I am not looking for a serious relationship in Doha.

Ur very much right doha girl and did u find someone like that.I assume u have same criteria i.e a potential serious relationship, love, respect and a guy who is amazing in bed

Wow... what a coincidence... im that and i do the dishes too... plus ill go out and get your women's "things" and fill your hot water bottle when you have cramps ;)

I know ,just asked y she thinks that relationships have something to do with place.

Farhan, most girls are looking for a potential serious relationship, love, respect and a guy who is amazing in bed. And that is extremely hard to find among ex-pats anywhere in any country. Being an expat is a very temporary thing and it makes a commitment hard to deal with.

Farhan... Is that a rhetorical question? or do you really not know?

Alexia in short, what do u want from a guy for a relationship to be called a good one and what exactly place has to do with it?

Yes.... play rugby... feel a man :P

You need to go out with rugby players. All of you. We are famous for our honour, sense of duty, excellent loving and sobriety.

lol what a jerk

Its not like I need any more reasons to stay single while in Doha, at least I don't have to put up with all this anymore. I havent heard of any relationship that worked out here yet. At least its not as bad as dubai though where men usualy dump their existing girlfriends or wives for something prettier/younger.

Last week I got "So My girlfriend is coming to visit this week." To which my response was "Your who now?"

Oh god no, not yet! But I had a few of "its not you, its me". And to top it off the last one confessed that he was married already but he "forgot" to mention it, as it wouldnt make any difference to how he felt about me.

You've never heard "I think you like me more than I like you." ?

Dohagirl, someone told you that?

Men come up with the weirdest of excuses.

Did the husband run for the hills after he read this. "OH GOD! She's being to clingy!!!! Can't handle the pressure."

My own experience combined with what I read here and what my friends are going through is enough, Farhan. I don't want any more of that, thanks. A fling - perhaps. Marriage? I don't think so ;-)

Oh ,now wat that means ,u mean Doha is not a place where u should look to get married?Could you please tell as to what girls really looking for these days.I don,t know but I doubt if they are looking for something called love.

No I am not married, Farhan, and not looking either. At least not in Doha.

I don,t think so, as I always dreamed to have such kind of a relationship with my would be wife and I am sure one day I will find her,so u can say that these are feelings of my would be wife.

Are u married by the way?

Yes Farhan it sounds bit strange coming from single guy.

Bugsy im not married.Does it make any difference?

Excellent lines, Farhan, and quite liklely to moisten the eyes of a senti expat from the Sub-Continent.

But tell me...are you married???!!!!!?????