And for the ladies

e46M3
By e46M3

A male blow-up doll

By dohagirl• 30 Jul 2006 22:14
dohagirl

Beast you are so funny. ;D

By Beast666• 30 Jul 2006 22:10
Rating: 4/5
Beast666

This is a song by John secada I guess and it goes like things are only as important as you want them to be... Lots of wisdom in those words.... honey

Beast666

By dohagirl• 30 Jul 2006 21:46
Rating: 4/5
dohagirl

Blah!

By dohagirl• 30 Jul 2006 21:45
dohagirl

Well I figure I will go with what works Beast and talk about my sorry dating life. :D

Seriously though, if you guys just didn't keep feeding me all these great chances to be a sarcastic bitch, I don't know what I would do with myself.

By Beast666• 30 Jul 2006 21:42
Rating: 5/5
Beast666

Big achievement, congratulation in advance... Any specific subject in mind for 1000

By dohagirl• 30 Jul 2006 21:24
Rating: 3/5
dohagirl

Thanks Sammie, but as Sandie would point out, I'm just posting meaningless drivel to reach that precious 1000 mark. :D

By sammie1571• 30 Jul 2006 21:13
Rating: 2/5
sammie1571

well said!!!

By dohagirl• 30 Jul 2006 21:11
dohagirl

Now now Mocha, as I explained before, based on Sandies dual personalities and general need to jump on the latest bandwagon (be it racism or bobos concealed weapons) with her own liberal opinions, I would judge Sandie to be a spoiled rich girl who grew up in a big house in a nice suburb. When she turned...I don't know...18, say. She decided that money was the root of all evil, so she used her fathers money to go to an Ivy league university, where she grew white girl dreadlocks, and beat a bongo drum, while pursuing a useless liberal arts education. (She probably also consumed vast quantities of pot and listened to Phish non stop).

When she left Uni she used Daddie's evil money to go "volunteer" in Asia and Africa, so as to exprience, what she believes, to be the real world. All the while still consuming vast quantities of pot and scowling at the rest of Western societies material wants and needs. The locals of these particular countries probably laughed behind her and every other little rich kid in the wildernesses back, whilst they gave out bags of grain or whatever passes for aid these days.

So now she is in Doha, and has discovered that Asians and Africans can be just as materialistic as Westerners, and is so disgruntled by the fact (and the fact that a liberal arts education is as useless in the Middle East as it is in the US) that she has decided to take it out on an anonoymous group of expats, whom, do not know her and her background, and whom she does not know, but can take her frustrations and hidden self esteem problems (and the fact that she is still living off of Daddies money) out on.

This is why she assumes the personality of a redneck (badly) because she does not want us to know her true background or we might all start looking for the white girl with dreadlocks that is hanging around Doha. Also, she isn't very good at this insulting thing (since shes been living in a bubble her entire life) so she has to read back through our posts and use out own self deprecating jokes against us.

In a nutshell that is dear sandie.

By Qatarcat• 30 Jul 2006 21:05
Qatarcat

Clown college?? Hmm

By mochafrap• 30 Jul 2006 20:57
mochafrap

clown college prolly..

it would make sense, cat :p

By g24la• 30 Jul 2006 19:24
Rating: 4/5
g24la

Me and Mix A Lot both like Big Butts. Women with curves rule. OK Sandie, accuse me of going after another girl on here. I am waiting......

By Qatarcat• 30 Jul 2006 13:23
Qatarcat

Sandie IS a bundle of joy, I just think she has a split personality syndrome. Hey Sandie, lay off the meds and come entertain us some more. Where did you go to school by the way?

By mochafrap• 30 Jul 2006 13:17
mochafrap

now we know why sandie's such a bundle of joy

gotta give it up to her though..the girl knows her antidepressants.

boy must have been a really good hippy school, huh?

By dohagirl• 30 Jul 2006 10:05
Rating: 3/5
dohagirl

Mocha it sounds like Sandie thinks she knows you? Perhaps she's one of your employees? But really isn't saying you have a bubble butt a compliment? People say J-Lo has a bubble butt, and Sir Mix A Lot wrote a whole song about big butts, so did U2. I wish I had a bubble butt...or a butt at all.

Lithium Sandie? I prefer Prozac myself, but tastes differ. Obviously Lithium works for you, being the happy cheery person you are. :)

By mochafrap• 30 Jul 2006 08:21
Rating: 4/5
mochafrap

we love you too, sandielicious :p

By Beast666• 30 Jul 2006 00:48
Beast666

Thanks for liking the way I float my idea's... I will ignore the cadaver bit.

Dogirl thats a really nice one, you are very creative, as I always say you make things so much interesting.

Keep it up

Beast666

By anonymous• 29 Jul 2006 22:54
anonymous

Aint it grand to be so loved. Eat yer heart out Elvis.

I like the way ya float yer ideas Beast. Reminds me of somethin else that floats and it aint a cadaver.

For dogirl and mucha lotsa, who is in real life in possession of a significant bubble butt, have some lithium.

By Qatarcat• 29 Jul 2006 13:42
Qatarcat

Quit insulting Sandie, you lot! I like her. Who else would we be talking about if she leaves Qatar Living?

By getinandstayin• 29 Jul 2006 12:02
Rating: 4/5
getinandstayin

awwwww.... you ladies brighten up my day :)

By dohagirl• 29 Jul 2006 10:05
dohagirl

Sorry Beast, I'll keep that in mind from now on, but remember I'm just a lonely girl with no life who doesn't go outside, what else do I have to do with my days but insult Sandie?

By mochafrap• 29 Jul 2006 08:07
Rating: 3/5
mochafrap

i actually like my "bubble butt" so meh..

i told you she lost her touch!

come on sandie..you can do better than THAT!

By Beast666• 28 Jul 2006 22:33
Rating: 2/5
Beast666

QC - drunk fool is only fool when drunk, FOOL on the other hand is fool regardless of alchol level.

I got the joke though...

Beast666

(I am desperate, I am a loser and I live in a cardboard box)

By Qatarcat• 28 Jul 2006 21:32
Rating: 3/5
Qatarcat

Haha Beast I can do better: Never argue with a DRUNK FOOL.

By Beast666• 28 Jul 2006 21:21
Rating: 4/5
Beast666

I was watching BoxSet (DVD) of west wing last night and here is a quote I found to be interesting,

"Never argue with a drunk or a fool" West Wing Season 1 Episode 14 or 15.

Beast666

By eviloops• 28 Jul 2006 18:54
eviloops

I beg to differ about being stereotypical.....actually where I am presently living in Wales - "butt" is a typical term for buddy-old-pal.....like:

Come over here butt....or.....can you get me a drink butt?....or even better....you are a really butty boy! No insult in that now is there! Go ahead Sandy..use the word butt...we understood it!

By dohagirl• 28 Jul 2006 18:35
dohagirl

You know Sandie calling Mocha bubble butt based on the fact that she is Sudanese is really very racist. Just because she is African does not mean she has a big butt. I can't believe how sterotypical you are. You should be ashamed. :(

By butterfly• 28 Jul 2006 17:33
Rating: 4/5
butterfly

here we go again

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2006 17:30
anonymous

You stay outta this bubble butt

By mochafrap• 28 Jul 2006 17:10
Rating: 2/5
mochafrap

sandie baby..as much as we love your hilariously ridiculous comments i regret to inform you that you've officially lost your touch.

come on...stay in the game. entertain us some more!

By dohagirl• 28 Jul 2006 16:39
dohagirl

What? Sorry, I don't speak ghetto.

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2006 16:36
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Thanx fer the compliment babe.

Hey hon, yer just gr8. Keep it up and we'll try to get ya something for the thousand point mark, like a limo voucher so u could get out and see more of the world or a visit to the anthropology museum so ya cen get more human contact.

Aint such bad places. Just like learnin' how ta walk. But hey bein' from north o' the border no wonder yer so closed up.

So dour, sour, ironic, sarcastic. So lonely. Poor thang. And stop bein' so hard on yerself in this forum, men this and men that. Get over yer broken heart.

Well I'll keep my eye out for ya now.

Just love ya.

Aint she grand.

She hot. She firecracker.

By eviloops• 28 Jul 2006 16:31
Rating: 5/5
eviloops

Those blow up dolls....great!!! I havent seen one in ages....when I left South Africa a few years back, it seemed the in thing for especially single female drivers due to the extreme cases of hijacking!

For a laugh my parents wanted to invest in one for me as a 21st birthday pressie....as you can imagine...I wasnt very keen!!!

But Im sure he could be quite versatile if you are a creative thinker!

By dohagirl• 28 Jul 2006 16:24
Rating: 4/5
dohagirl

You know Sandra Dee, you should get spellcheck, or an education. Something to help you sound a little less like a guest on Jerry Springer.

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2006 16:21
anonymous

Ya know dogirl u should get a life.

Having so many points on this forum with very little substantial input is indicative of serious personal problems.

Go on, step outside, aint so bad there.

By dohagirl• 28 Jul 2006 09:22
Rating: 4/5
dohagirl

Hey Sandie, you are an idiot, have fun with your life poking fun at everyone else. :P

By airliner• 27 Jul 2006 21:55
Rating: 2/5
airliner

Well yr suggession sounds good sandy and to tell u i did not know how to remove them .

atlast i have.

thx for grooming the presentation. :)

By anonymous• 27 Jul 2006 21:16
anonymous

Why do you need to start and end every one of your posts with your signature? Think it's cool?

It's stupid.

By airliner• 27 Jul 2006 21:01
Rating: 4/5
airliner

Great ideas need landing gears as well as wings.

Keep him in the car doha girl or some one else will pick him in her car.

lolz;)

By dohagirl• 26 Jul 2006 09:06
Rating: 4/5
dohagirl

I already have one, but I don't keep him in my car. ;D

By elaine• 26 Jul 2006 07:06
elaine

thanks angelo! i thought it was right, as you see in the picture, the dummy passenger is on the left side or in the driver side, hehe!

best regards to all!

By Angelo• 26 Jul 2006 05:11
Rating: 5/5
Angelo

Right hand is not allowed unless it is for export.

By elaine• 26 Jul 2006 03:17
elaine

is qatar using right or left hand drive vehicle standard??........

By e46M3• 26 Jul 2006 01:13
Rating: 5/5
e46M3

He fits in a car's glove box, appears at a flick of a switch and when a woman has finished using him, she can just pull the plug and he deflates.

He's the "Buddy on Demand," a blow-up man launched on Tuesday with the aim of making solo female motorists feel less nervous about driving at night.

According to research by the inflatable friend's creator, insurer Sheilas' Wheels, 82 percent of women feel safer with someone sitting in the car beside them and nearly a half don't like driving alone in the dark.

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