Break :)

Q. Why did the Snessy go outdoors with her purse open?
A. Because she expected some change in the weather.

Q. How do you attract a vegetarian?
A. Make a noise like a wounded vegetable.

Q. Which is worth more...an old ten dollar bill or a new one?
A. An old ten dollar bill is always worth more than a new ONE.

Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Season's Greetings.

Q. What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips!

Q. What's brown and sticky??
A. A stick.

Q. What do you call two dinosaurs who've been in an accident?
A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Q. What do you call an Italian feline trying on clothes?
A. Catalina dressing.

Q. What did one frog say to the other?
A. Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Q. Do you know why the oyster did not want to give up his pearl?
A. He was just a little shellfish.

Q. Where do you find the most fish?
A. Between the head and the tail.

Q. Can bees fly in the rain?
A. Not without their little yellow jackets.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
A. Nothing. He just let out a little wine.

Q. What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinocerus?
A. Elephino.

Q. What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
A. I'm the wiener!

Q. What kind of shoes do you make from banana skins?
A. Slippers.

Q. Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
A. Because they peel.

Q. What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
A. Corn.

Q. If the politically correct term for a short person is vertically challenged, is an overweight person horizontally gifted?

Q. What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A. A small Medium at large.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

Brit in Rizk Emporium : “Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud.”
Rizks- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”