SMARTY !!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
It's a bad one.
It's the woman's fault, but both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says;
"So, you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.
The man replied," I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, Aren’t you having any?
She replies, Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police.
Now that was expected lol
britexpat : Gd sent down a heavenly corkscrew just like in the times of Abraham!
If tricking men with wine bottles is her trade , then she should be carrying around a corkscrew as well . Since this fictional woman appears to be extremely smart , I'm sure she had some break proof machinery to carry it around .
No more questions please - I don't know this woman very well . :P
Does she carry a corkscrew as well? By the way, if both cars are demolished, then how did the bottle of wine survive ?
Maybe she carries around coupla bottles of wine - just for the purpose .
when men bypass their brain and start thinking with the little guy
She tells all.............woman are smart....agree...but specially...she is smart...isn't it???
Smart & Funny
ahh, come on britexpat!
Where did they get the corkscrew to open the bottle of wine ?
LOL GGD,,, just a fairy tale to make u smile on your busy day!!! :P ,
Women are wiser and clever men go behind their weakness with women
hahaha! Women are smarted than men :)
Good Thinking
Gosh :(
proven! women are smart; happy now :)
lol