Humour Challenge

I will talk to him/her a heart to heart talk solemnly...when he/she almost cry... I 'll make a big and long fart... My stomach had gas spasm and it hurts.

Oh, my bad...thanks a lot...:)

HGL..Welcome back..:) and not Why Back..:)

brit...lol...:)

GG...what is Wb?

HGL ..lol...Wb..:)

Well spotted. so we are talking a threesome here :O(

How do I tell a joke to HIM to make HER laugh???...:)

tell her that you are six months pregnant.

wadahill iz a potato clock ? :(

Speaking of Rizks. I saw him in Lulu yesterday. He was asking the salesman "Excuse me sir, but do you sell potato clocks?"

The clerk was confused and said, "Dear Lungi wearing customer. We sell cuckoo clocks, carriage clocks, grandfather clocks, alarm clocks... what the hell is a potato clock?"

Rizks says, "I don't know, but I start my new job at nine tomorrow, and gypsy gal said 'You'd better get a potato clock.'"

Lols GG !

Brit asked Risk..why are you sleeping with a Scale?? Risks said...because I want to measure how LONG I slept!!

BG he rob only for BANANA not for MONEY :)

Baburao went to trial for robbery. At the end of the lengthy trial, the jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."

"That's brilliant!" shouted Baburao. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"

Free meals and sundaes Ice Cream and chocolate can make some folks feel better about themselves. :P

i show him / her movie of rajnikanth

I can't see the photos :(