Pfizer Announcement should raise your spirits
Good morning Everybody :-)
Pfizer Corp. announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Damn it,,,, WTF is that
i think it will not fit :)
do you use one of them !!!!lol
These trousers are made specially for you..
Good old Joe
Hehehe, Good point
MN-01 heheheh, Ne dear i am a good performer as well :(
i am talking about the people with problems, specially the old men :)
but if you had a problem, would you care about to see ur mate or not?lol
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them... atleast they will have something to show for all the overdoses they have been taking
Hey Mister! Talk about ya self! I’m a top performer!
:P
MN-01 WTF :D
ROFL
Viagra representatives are so true , hehehehehehe
ask yourself that question, what would be the answer?
" would you rather not see the person you're sleeping with or to let her down with your bad performance" hahaha
Soon after the revolutionary new drug, Viagra, launched, rumors began to spread of the drug’s possible side effects, the most serious of which may include blindness. The rumors however, have shown no signs of depressing the sales of the miracle drug. When asked about the resilience of the product’s reputation, Viagra representatives responded “Well, we’ve conducted our own studies here at Pfizer, and our data shows that blindness isn’t a huge consideration for our customers seeing how most of them would rather not see the person they’re sleeping with.
Brit Ohh that's Awesome, but i don't wear Lungi, could it help for Jeans ?
Rizks it is a poetry :-)
You can Invite me to have one by the way, and i will be able to do some Advertisements for your Coffee Shop!
MN-01 hehehehheheheh, i knew it, there were something in her drink makes her LOL
I feel sorry for her mates that night XD
Su: remember that rowdy chick with a drink at the bar the other night? She was crackin jokes ‘n goin all hoooo haaaaaa!
Well I think she was drunk off liquid Viagra :O)
having blue karak under the blue skies will make you able to see stars under the blue skies...:)
The blue Karak Chai has many positive effects. One being the fact that the Lungi does not fall down easily ..
brit, does that blue karak chai has any good results :)?
Or we have to go with the new Pespsi
Are you sure :'(
Oh for goodness sake. For a start , Rizks has been selling his hugely successful "Blue Karak Chai" to UkEngQatar, timebandit and myself for the past year.
Secondly, It's April 1st :O)
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