Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 upgrade
Last year I upgraded my Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs
and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I
can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
"A Troubled User"
Girlfriend 3.0 and Girlfriend 5.0
both at the same time?..
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"You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back."
REMIND THAT SOFTWARE GIRLFRIEND 1.0 AND OTHER UPGRADES FROM SAME PROGRAM ARE NOT AVAILABLE IN QATAR AND ARE A CLEAR LAW ENFORCEMENT. SOME CPOIES OF THE APPLICATION ARE OFF COURSE ALLWAYS AVAILABLE ON THE MARKET? BUT BE CAUTIOUS WHEN RUNNING THE APPLICATION AND BE SURE TO ONLY USE IT WHEN A FULL PRIVACY CAN BE GRANTED OTHERWISE SERIOUS PROBLEMS MAY OCCURE AND SOFTWARES LIKE PRISON 1.0 AND DEPORTATION 1.0 SHALL OCCURE.
GUYS..... Im an EXPERT IT PROFESSIONAL... Your problem in your software is due to incompatible version of your OPERATING SYSTEM. I recommend, you install the original Operating System - GodinYourHeart 1.0 and surely, you wont get any trouble...
run your spybot search and destroy to protect you msmoney files. and before running drinkingbuddies 2.0 initialize wifeunaware program first. if i were you i'd switch to slynux 3.3 operating system.
In this modern world, internet is the great equalizer.
The only solution is Assembler machine code. It is quick, simple, fast, and works. You can wipe out any traces of Wife 1.0 or 1.2, Lawyer 1.0 and other upgrades. It is like starting again from scratch. Ain't that something for you?
hahahhahahaaha...one of the funnier threads i've read on this site! nice going guys, keep it up!
Mizbe... Awesome....
Was this the inspirational story for this post???
Anyways... it is LOL...
m HAppy with my Girlfriend 3.0 and shall not install wife1.0 so soon
Hard Work Doesn't Kill Anyone... But Why take Chances.
You can have a multi-operating system which is very common now a days..
Keep wife 1.0 on the C drive and install the other on D.
"Jack Frost VS Jack Cool"
and what are the chances of you changing that silly avtaar of yours?
Goludumdum....btw howmuch time have you spent in making up all that tech talk?
I am sure by now you must be feeling intellectually exhausted..rt?
Goludumdum
This is great advice. But unfortunately Wife 1.0 has more than one undocumented bug. For me it crashed even without installing Mistress 1.1. (Though years after system recovery from the crash I enjoyed Mistress 1.1, 1.2, 1.3....)
Anyway, the bug in my Wife 1.0 crashed with all the consequences resulting in automated execution of the Divorce protocol to install Lawyer 1.0 and 1.1. Obviously, MS money files were wiped out leaving the system broke. Thank god I had not already installed key softwares like children 1.0, 1.1 etc...otherwise I would have not been able to do any system recovery even many years later after that fateful crash, as I have done now.
You cannot do much! Just be careful...especially if you are in a country like US where these bugs tend to cause more damage as Divorce Protocol is far more onerous.
Goludumdum, thanks for posting excellent advice.
This is a very common problem with Wife 1.0.
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy, Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Woman
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Tech Support Reply,
DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: "ithoughtyoulovedme" and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jeweler 2.0Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download
the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DONOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 under any circumstances (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please DONOT attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
Tech Support update
loooooool
you probably work in the IT field
hi mjamille
how i can move it funnies section?!!
should be in funnies section.. goodluck to you.. :P