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One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:
'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.' He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused:
'Happy Birthday!'!!
I nearly died!!!
so old :(
Ban Spoon Feeding not Me
looooooooool that's too funny to read at this time ... almost no energy left :D
Well! the suspense well kept. the end was so unexpected. Cant just stop laughing. It would have been so embarassing .............. o my god!!
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Thank you it was really good one!
old hat....My dad told me that about 20 years ago!!
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I didnt know I could laugh so loud...as I did at the end of this joke....ROFL
Ameen!
Too bad as I always enjoyed your silly comments. Wish I could help... Good luck and may Allah send you a better job. Everything hapens for a reason. When Allah closes a window he will open a door somwhere else.
Aisha-Taweela
Lookin' to Bahrain...
Thank you! I never really knew the words...
So what are you going to do now?
Aisha-Taweela
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LOL... she sure must have been embarassed lol... a similar thing is available on video.. but its d gal who farts in a car not knowing that her guy's nephews r sitting behind.. lol
What you did not get your NOC?
Aisha-Taweela
1) i am not a human
2) i am not an angel (yet)
3) i am cancelled!
This is not about farting. But what happend to you? Did you just turn into an angel? Is that possible? BTW yes each human being farts a minimum of 12 times per day!
Aisha-Taweela
Myspace Ange
hehehe
a character w/o virtue is a like a flower w/o perfume!
U made my day!
aint :)
1 hand to the nose...
with another typo...:)
i'm serious drac.
tell me how you can type with a single hand?
i'm a member of the group "girls fart too" on facebook.
i'm unsure why though.
http://www.qatarliving.com/group/ql-kairali
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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Fast Food makes women fart
By K666 ADM on Mon, 12/05/2008 - 7:08pm
Fact. Nobody can argue this one.
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/106579
Worst effects are found from KFC - think its the spices in the crispy chicken coating. I've conducted intensive studies and it is scientifical fact - a happy meal will give ladies happy toots. The effects on men are impossible to tell, we are windy all the time regardless of food intake.
Yes, like any other humans do?
Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the milky way ♥♥♥
women fart?
omg,i can smell it here in my house! ;?
hahahahahaaha
"Happy Gas-Day!"
surely she would've heard the guests laughing.
My oh my.. she made the guests such fartknockers.
Hahahahah!!
Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the milky way ♥♥♥