World Cup 2010 - Jokes

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By britexpat

Shaun Wright Phillips walks into a night club in Johannesburg and sees a stunning leggy blonde beauty on the dance floor.

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By wacka-wacka• 11 Jul 2010 23:30
wacka-wacka

i can't wait for next match=))

By rhys2010• 11 Jul 2010 22:25
rhys2010

England got 2 matches left

Iceland

and

Tesco

By britexpat• 10 Jun 2010 21:35
britexpat

Apparantly, The Aussie Football Association is under investigation by the Inland Revenue for tax evasion.

- they've been claiming for Silver Polish for the past 30 years.

By hassan1024• 10 Jun 2010 21:30
hassan1024

Don Fabio goes to the England training ground and spots a large pile of poo near the penalty spot.

"Alright" he bellows "Who's $h1t on the ground?"

Heskey shouts "Me boss....but I'm good in the air"

By hassan1024• 10 Jun 2010 21:27
hassan1024

What's the difference between a teabag and (insert team name here)?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

By britexpat• 10 Jun 2010 21:23
britexpat

Two Dutch football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that bloke!'

The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do you idiot, it's me

By choozy_84• 10 Jun 2010 08:17
choozy_84

??????

By PaddyBhoy• 10 Jun 2010 08:14
Rating: 2/5
PaddyBhoy

Just before one of England's training sessions, John Terry told the Team he was sick and wanted to go back to England...

In 10mins all the players who left their wives and girlfriends behind in England became ill as well....

By anonymous• 10 Jun 2010 07:45
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

BBC news footballers complain the new world cup football 'moves too quickly'.

Did they not just think to kick it a little less harder.

By flanostu• 10 Jun 2010 07:27
flanostu

Why are England happy Australia are in the World Cup.

Because they'll have a team to support into the second round.

By britexpat• 10 Jun 2010 01:04
britexpat

What's blue and white, and goes beep, beep, beep?

The Scottish football team's open-top bus reversing back into its garage.

By anonymous• 10 Jun 2010 01:01
anonymous

lol brit, I was scratching my head trying to understand the OP :P

By anonymous• 10 Jun 2010 01:00
anonymous

Capello called Heskey after a disastrous game and said - Heskey, you were rubbish, you can't even score with no Goalkeeper between the posts from 6 yards out.

"Don't pay any attention to him, Emile", said captain Gerrard, trying to be encouraging. "He doesn't know what he's talking about. He only repeats what everybody else says."

By britexpat• 10 Jun 2010 00:56
britexpat

Shaun Wright Phillips walks into a night club in Johannesburg and sees a stunning leggy blonde beauty on the dance floor.

He approaches her and says, "Get your coat, your coming back to my hotel with me tonight."

She looks at him and replies, "Goodness, You're a little forward!"

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