WOMAN
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
drove them to
school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went
grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and Mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework,then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped
fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put
them to bed. At 9 P.M . he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel You have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night."
Majh - see how easy life is when you appreciate whatever you've got!
sl - Yes! she is very lucky with you too! I know that for sure! I love the way she giggles! sounds of happiness and easy life :-) hi! hi! hi!
Okay! guys time for a rest (arrest in bed) hi! hi! hi!
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig 2 graves...
I work for earning money. Do all the house chores. clean toilets. iron cloths and allow my wife to spend her time watching TV, doing shopping etc. etc. She doesn't have to do any work at all.isn't it great. I am the perfect husband a woman can wish for
to tell you the truth i LOVE doing this job TAKING CARE of every single thing for my husband and my kids when you LOVE what you're doing you seem like an addict...addicted to takes care of them..the reward is FULFILLMENT
majh
He never allow me to work (He's jealous if I work) and he don't want me to feel tired! (only in bed I'm allowed to get tired!) He cooks for the weekend, him and our kids help to do choirs, now he's looking for a maid to take care of the housework (because he's now exhausted) so we can just enjoy our life together! :-) hi! hi! hi!
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig 2 graves...
Well aren't we all lucky that here in Qatar, most of us woman don't have to worry about housework due to slave labor.
I agree.To care for eachother is to help.And all is done faster and easier with 4 Hands,so more time for the funny parts of life.
:-)
thats why im very kind to my wife. I dont want her to do this wish someday and me wake up in the morning pregant.this story comes from her anyway. :-)
Thank you , but don't you agree that life is all about sharing. Why do these two share the same life, same bed, same house, same food and does not share the other things such as the house duties, rising the children, and all of the other things? looks like some are sharing only what do they want to share because they love to share, not because they have to share .. what do you think?
You too, have a nice and relaxing weekend.
Wise words of a wise man.:-))
By the way,have a nice and pleasant and also relaxing weekend.
:-))))
Should It be like that? Why would not the husband and wife try to help each other? I'm not asking the men to do all the home work, but try to help your wife as much as you can. Being out all of the day does not give you an idea what was she doing all the day. Try to live without her for one week and you would know which heaven were you living in. I know that some would come to say it is her work, don't expect me to tie something around my waist and start washing the dishes or I'm not good at cooking so don't try ...
Well .. you should be good at something if not cooking then washing the dishes , if not those then vacuuming the house, if not then watering the plants, feeding your pets, washing the car, taking care of the children for a while, saying nice things to your wife showing how much do you appreciate her efforts. If you are not good at any of those, what kind of husband you are?
Don't tell me that you don't know how to eat,take a shower, making the dishes dirty as well as your clothes or sleep at night ...
would read this and realize something out of this...
Reality bites!
Bwahahahahaha....Blehhhhh for the husband, they just don't know what responsibilities we have...
Maybe i should pray to God and ask for a switch too...heheheh