Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
'What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
'Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.'
'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively,
'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
'Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies,
'Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday.'
'Cool' says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks: 'Then who are these for?'
'Those are for college men,' the dad answers,
'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy,
'Then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:
'Those are for the married men.
ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc.'
Any brand that makes it 365 +1....the extra one is for the leap year!!!
Dont want to miss a single day.
Oh yeah we use to blow them up too (as in inflate them not detonate them! LOL)
Never tried making party animals with them though.......might try that next party! lol
Damn you sussed me out i was just hijacking your thread (and getting quadruple pints at the same time lol)
As for who the Spy is......that would be telling!
cool
Depending on the mould :D
balloons too...but, wonder if you can make balloon animals from them..hmmmmmmmmmm
I consider ur quad-post as an attempt to hijack my thread.
btw. who is the lucky spy?
Great :D
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I only posted it once, honestly officer! Thats one way to get my points up though! lol
sorry folks, my computer's on the blink!
and of course there's always one machine that has scratched underneath...........Worse chewing gum I ever tasted!
and of course there's always one machine that has scratched underneath...........Worse chewing gum I ever tasted!
and of course there's always one machine that has scratched underneath...........Worse chewing gum I ever tasted!
and of course there's always one machine that has scratched underneath...........Worse chewing gum I ever tasted!
and of course there's always one machine that has scratched underneath...........Worse chewing gum I ever tasted!
condoms were first made available in the gents toilets in the UK the machine was installed in a new pub in our home town
The machine sported the British Standard kite and the wording "tested to British Standard XXXX". Within 24 hours someone had scratched underneath the "kite"...........So was the Titanic!
:-) same for you dear.
:-)))
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Blushly Lovely.
You see. I had that feeling about friends
Have a nice day. Always.
hmmm.well,first pinches then punches.lol.then i have a change to beat you.
lol.
indeed i feel good today.
:-D
much better than the other one.
you know.
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spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.
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punches or pinches?
Well I feel good when I see nice friends around in good mode
lol.i think you feel to good today.do you want some punches???hmmmm???
loooooooooooooollll
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Keep the faith!*
Btw. number 4 is the winner :)
LOL
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the first 3 reasons i can follow,but the blanks????????
lol
no wayyyyyyyyyyyyy
:-))))))))))))9
*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your
spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.
Keep the faith!*
Now you know why we tend to have 4 wives.
One is treated like a highschool gf
One is treated as college gf
One is treated as a wife
One to fill in the blanks :D
I but a gross always (144) ..............I suppose that makes me either a lucky boy or a pervert
i guess you buy the 12 box
:-D
poor man.
;-D
better to be a college man.
:-)))))))))))
*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your
spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.
Keep the faith!