What is marketing ?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone
number.
The next day you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Tele- marketing .

You're at a party and see a gorgeous
girl.
You get up and straighten your tie;
you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride
You then say:
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you
marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous
girl.
She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I'm rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your
face.
That's Customer Feedback.

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