“The best years of a woman’s life – the ten years between 39 and 40.”
“At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us. At 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us. At 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.”
at age 40 instead of doing a face-lift i will start using the facebook ;-)
I want to participate car racing before 30 and be in a billiards tournament before 25, I wanna be happily married with wonderful twins before 30, I wanna be very rich and successful before 40.
My plan is to snorkle with Killer Whales as they go up the Norwegian Fjords in November each year. Age isn't really important, but I did say I'd like to do it by 40 and I'm 40 in November, so best get a move on.
No reason why you can't do things after 40, I know Scuba divers into their 70's, I know parachuters, hand gliders and paragliders in their late 50's and mountaineers in their late 40's. My great uncle started cycling when he was 70 and rode across the USA, Japan and many of the pacific islands after that.
That said, if you have the time and money to do things when you are young, you will have the memories for a lifetime.
Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty.
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/SleepingBeauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees Fat/Pimples/UGLY ("Mom I can't go to school looking like this!")
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, she's going anyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes wherever she wants to go.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70: Looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun with the world.
Maybe we should all grab that purple hat a little earlier!
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And u want to stand beside oprah and want to take picture???
I wanna be a billionaire... so effing bad!
lol...wat all crazy posts by crazy people..!!great...Hope we all survive :)
you'll live long
world peace..
I wanna see Word piece errr i mean world peace.
WK wots ur goal ?
To hit ur head 40 times on a Pole ? :)
I want to turn 39 before turning 40 and I am confident that I will achieve my goal.
i know, the Truth is always sour....:(
I take great offence at this.. If truth be told , I am 38 only.......
PS. I'm talking about my waist size :O(
britey sorry, but u have already crossed 40...:(
You can have karak chai along with a Parle-G biscuit with khattak...:(
I want to gatecrash Brit's party.
I want to have Pani Puree with Santro and Rizks.
want to quit job. start my own business
Don't remind me , I am fast gate crshing and not sure will do those beofre D'day!
Visit the Alps and Venice before it sinks.
great boy..,..keep it up!!!u still have more to growww :P
I'm not 40 years old I'm 18 with 22 years of experience.
I wanted a whistle for my 40th birthday but my wife bought me an inhaler instead.
I told my wife I wanted a fast car that went from 0 to 250 in 5 seconds. She bought be a brand new bathroom scale!
was that when u went to nepal last :-))
and expect to be skydiving for another 20 years, medical every three years permitting!
thanks for sharing ur age :-))
i wud love to go to Moon n want to try jumping to sunn... :P
to ask a lady her age? ;P
Here's what...if they said life begins at 40...well, I'm just beginning to enjoy mine....hehehehehe
“The best years of a woman’s life – the ten years between 39 and 40.”
“At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us. At 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us. At 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.”
at age 40 instead of doing a face-lift i will start using the facebook ;-)
good and ur sure about this when u reach 40. whats ur age now :-)
That's exactly how I think... :)
at any age as long as you are healthy, its a compulsary medical after 40.
Try 'Skydive Dubai' for a day you won't regret it!!
Well...let me drive Bugatti first then I will see...whether to fly a plane or ride on a camel
and after 40 u will drive a plane ;-)
Drive a Bugatti Veyron before I reach 40
..britexpat is one character here that makes me keep on reading through the forums..and it doesn't even have to be in the funnies section..
..keep 'em coming...
doesn't apply to me, being on the wrong side of forty....but i would follow my dreams untill i die.
I want to participate car racing before 30 and be in a billiards tournament before 25, I wanna be happily married with wonderful twins before 30, I wanna be very rich and successful before 40.
My plan is to snorkle with Killer Whales as they go up the Norwegian Fjords in November each year. Age isn't really important, but I did say I'd like to do it by 40 and I'm 40 in November, so best get a move on.
No reason why you can't do things after 40, I know Scuba divers into their 70's, I know parachuters, hand gliders and paragliders in their late 50's and mountaineers in their late 40's. My great uncle started cycling when he was 70 and rode across the USA, Japan and many of the pacific islands after that.
That said, if you have the time and money to do things when you are young, you will have the memories for a lifetime.
Good one Imtiaz :)
Age 3: Looks at herself and sees a Queen!
Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty.
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/SleepingBeauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees Fat/Pimples/UGLY ("Mom I can't go to school looking like this!")
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, she's going anyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes wherever she wants to go.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70: Looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun with the world.
Maybe we should all grab that purple hat a little earlier!
good routine u got there! mabrook! :D
Would love to, but i've pulled something practicing at the local firestation :O(
I get up each morning, and dust off my wits,
pick up my paper and read the "obits".
If my name is missing, I know I'm not dead,
so I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed
do not give hope. fight till ur alive buddy. whether 40 or 50, keep going like energizer or duracel battery :-)
then the post would be called "things i have done before i reached 40" :P
lolz.. I've crushed that on my list 4 years ago..
tink.. we may not be healthy enough to do the extremes, if u know what i mean ;-)
we can try some jokes out here before we reach 40.:-)
i would like to see if i can cross that age first. if i cross that age and if this forum is alive till then, i will reply after that. :-)
I'd like to try Pole Dancing..