And so the silly season begins...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
And so the silly season begins...
Stary from where did you get all these stuffs?
...gobbles like a turkey!
If you're living life on the edge, you've got too much room.
Good one.
Snow Balls!
If you're living life on the edge, you've got too much room.
I hear he comes in the chimney :(
...now they don't look forward to Christmas!
If you're living life on the edge, you've got too much room.
it's called having a sense of humour ;)
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
Santa only comes once a year? But when he does, you get a sackload!
If you're living life on the edge, you've got too much room.
He did not show the xmas tree balls. LOL
...Christian fanatics calling for heads to roll? Oh, they don't, do they?
If you're living life on the edge, you've got too much room.
However the mood on QL is too serious lately.
We need people like u on QL:))
The art of being wise is to know what to overlook.