Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were on a fishing trip. They had gone night fishing and were lying on the deck, lines in the water, looking up at the sky.

Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"

"Well, I see thousands of stars."

"And what does that mean to you?"

"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?"

"Well, to me, it means someone has stolen our 'bimini top'!"

you are right i think he is the one who rented your home.

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Isn't he a real estate agent in Doha ?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were called to a park in London to investigate a crime involving an unusual tree. The ABC Tree, as it was called, had the unique ability to actually grow all the letters of the alphabet. Shockingly, however, it seemed that someone had plucked most of the letters from the tree.

Watson approached the tree and examined it closely. "My goodness, Holmes!" he exclaimed. "It appears that some ne'er-do-well has stolen all but the twelfth, thirteenth, and fourteenth letters of the alphabet. What do you make of that, Holmes?"

Holmes sucked at his pipe contemplatively for a moment before answering, "Why, it's an LMN Tree, my dear Watson."

Nice one.

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something to ponder about...........

it's the language of "sarcasm" ....

joke .............

is this joke or serious stuff discussion

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are busy with yet another complicated case. Suddenly, Holmes seizes a chunk of blood-spattered limestone from the ground.

"What is it, Holmes?" asks Watson, eagerly.

Holmes turns and replies, gravely, "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."

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here's something i stumbled upon..read on..

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are taking a trip across a desert by hot-air balloon. There are not many landmarks; so eventually, they become lost. Luckily, while flying quite low, they see a man.

Holmes shouts, "Sir, could you please tell me where we are?"

The man looks up, ponders for a moment, and then answers, "Gentlemen, you are in a hot-air balloon!"

At this moment, a burst of wind picks up the balloon and carries it away.

Holmes turns to Watson and asks: "My friend, do you know who that man is?"

"No, Holmes, of course not!"

"He's a mathematician!"

"Holmes, that's incredible! But *how* do you know?"

"It's very simple, Watson. First of all, the man thought before giving us an answer. Secondly, his answer was absolutely correct. And thirdly, the answer he gave us was of no practical use, whatsoever!"

very typical Watson. :)

Sorry buddy.. That is as old as the hills . :O)

Try this ..

Holmes & Watson were at a gallery and they noticed an unusual painting.

It looked like a picture of normal oak tree, in the middle of a wilderness, but if one looked closer, one could see that it was a remarkable painting. The tree trunk was actually made of fire, and its branches were made of ice, clouds and earth.

"What is it, Holmes?" asked Watson in awe.

"It's an Element tree, my dear Watson," replied Holmes.

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When Santa-Banta went for camping..

When City guy and Village guy went for camping..

When Software Engineer and MBA went for Camping..

When an American and an Indian went for camping..

When a Sardar and a Madrasi went for camping..

When a Madrasi and a Bengali went for camping..

When a Father and his son went for camping..

When two friends went for camping......

we been reading stories of Sherlock Holmes since our childhood .I want you to share some of his funny things.