Sealine Beach Resort

hi there!!

Greetings and Felicitations from my Gin Palace in West Bay. ! Yes I have entered the 2010 competition but as I am sure u know I am already fully trained hic. This year I am allowed to enter using my own glass - a 3 pint pot - saves me time staggering to the bar! Wish me luck! Hic !

I like Gin for breakfast,

At Noon a Gin I adore,

At dinner I would have the same,

But i've passed out on the floor.

Yippee, Yippeee, its GORDONS gin for me!

WINNER Gordons Gin Personal Consumption Award 2008 Hic!

Gypsy, thanks, sounds like a nightmare.

Thanks for the "heads up"!!!

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Marhabtain, good to see you back. Are you in training now for the 2009 Gordon's Gin Personal Consumption award? Don't let us down!

Mandi

Yaakkk !!! was tat a Hotel or a Brothel ....:)

and tried to stay the night. Unfortunately the other guests were running up and down the halls, screaming and yelling, pounding on the doors and even running around on the roof. They finally packed up and left in the middle of the night.

It was me. I had no fewer then 14 cockroaches in the room, there were blood stains on the cushions and the bacon in the breakfast buffet was rancid.

Worst place EVER!

Cheers Alexa - At last!!!!

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Lovely pictures - reminds me of Butlins in Skeggy circa 1963...............Yippee, Yippeee, its GORDONS gin for me!

WINNER Gordons Gin Personal Consumption Award 2008 Hic!

lol Geoffrey...

best thing catch a camel and ride directly towards the Sealine Beach without seeing Left or RIght ....:)

Dudes, where is this going?

I asked about the Sealine Beach Resort!

Not the Sheraton, Intercontinental, Four Seasons,

the F£^&$% Sealine Beach Resort.

Christ on a bike.

Leave it now!!

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Those 2 people floating are actually dead - they ate in the fish market. Yippee, Yippeee, its GORDONS gin for me!

WINNER Gordons Gin Personal Consumption Award 2008 Hic!

Geoffrey, just to answer your previous question about Intercon, I never had a problem with Intercon. Quality of service is amazing and the staff are always dandy and the accommodation is clean. The pool is almost deserted. When we got to the pool, there was only like 2 people floating, which is a good thing.

I'll leave it to your judgement!

try it yourself and let us know about your experience..

its not bad for one time experience

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

Cheers guys, I will try it myself.

Let me know next time you are on the beach and

I will avoid standing near you in the sea 8-/

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I wee because i have a Willy! W geddit! Yippee, Yippeee, its GORDONS gin for me!

WINNER Gordons Gin Personal Consumption Award 2008 Hic!

LoL Speed...

its after drinkin the Gordan, i guess...:)

Eeeeeee - its not THE Intercon beach - its the public one on the right facing the sea. The Hotel is crap in anycase but the public beach has zero to offer re facilities. If I am going for more than an hour I take a bottle of Gordons and wear incontinence pads - just in case either urge hits me........Hic! Yippee, Yippeee, its GORDONS gin for me!

WINNER Gordons Gin Personal Consumption Award 2008 Hic!

Guys, appreciate the beach related japery but what

is the Hotel like?

Marhabtain will make it easy, as you are on the

"Mothers Ruin" already - Respect! 8-)

Is it Dry?

Is it clean?

Level of accommodation?

What are the pools like?

One beach is pretty much the same as any other.

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Yeah its the \Intercon public beach for me - its really near my home so if I need a wee wee I can run home - everone else wees in the sea dont they!

Also the waqra beach is nice which is on the otherside of the old beach ...

Ay up lad - Sealine is as much fun as Blackpool on a freezing cold day in November. A reet dump - only Numpties go there - try the beach next to the Intercon hotel - its nearer far more interesting. Hic! Yippee, Yippeee, its GORDONS gin for me!

WINNER Gordons Gin Personal Consumption Award 2008 Hic!

Used to be, but I'd say not anymore. They raised their prices way too much.