One for the blondes
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
is fried pork skin..got lots of them here in phils..tastes good too:) if u crush them they make good additional flavors to your congee or..(gasp!)..risoto:))..noodles too!
I think this is similar to the Goan Sausage with a similar name (Pork meat & fat in pigs intestine dried/matinated in the sun or earthen hut with a wood fire burning - not to cook but to dry).
I just remembered, the thing I used to pick up from PX was with a similar sounding name ( chicheron - don't know if the spelling is right).
Thanks
I am going to bahrain in a couple of weeks or get it from the PX shop! No i don't work for them just have an arrangement with them through my company
Excuse me for asking, you mentioned somewhere else, ITT does your travel arrangements. Are you by any chance working for them on al saad street?
chorizo is a spicy kind of sausage.
should have read the post to the end, before posting.
that's what i offered to do i think i am not sure now but i did offer! :P
If chorizo is fried pork skin, it is available at PX, though you will need an American badge working at the base to get it for you. You have regular and spicy, take your pick.
up yours anime bunny..:p
yes you don't want that kitten to be orphaned once again, do ya?
he's getting on my nerves. too hyperactive for my liking, QC.
The mere thought of Fish did that to you, Giasi? That tuna is a fish too, ya know.
Right.... that tuna sandwich can go straight in the bin.... thanks for that :P
You want to know how Fish's pussy is doing Cat. Dirty. ;P
I haven't gotten a single email today from someone asking me if I will be there "friend." I'm starting to think people might finally be realizing that I'm not really a sex crazed maniac and that I'm just joking.
Leave Fish alone. She's a responsible caretaker for the time being. I still want to know how puss is keeping. Forgot to ask her!
Whats wrong? not getting enough emails? :P
Sorry GIASI, I haven't talked about sex in awhile and its starting to get to me. :D
OK dg.. u go stuff your face then come back with stuff like that? great :P
What about shoving things up a Fish arse??? Sorry to crude. :P
cruelty to animals(well, animal carcasses anyway) . oooh..tell me more..:D
Its better than shoving steaks up turkies ar$es (i have an idea for a new christmas recipe)
huh. comparing me to an opressor who shoved stakes up the turks ar$es. I feel so honored..lol
Your evilness knows no bounds does it? as i said before, a worthy adversary indeed. Vlad the Impaler would have bowed in your presence.
oh don't worry, giasi. i have the best fix for those scars...SALT! muahaha >:D
perhaps i could just dress up a pig as a dog and say it's my pet. It's so damn stupid it just might work. How do you teach a pig to bark?
ok fish... but please dont cover me in that warm syrupy stuff again and that mask is too tight. Can we just use the rope, feathers and reeds this time? and be careful, my scars have only just healed
on the spot mocha!lol! hot in here!
yes. i do have the greatest thumb of all.
GIASI you're mine now. and since i'm such a softy i set up a nice cage for you and everything..:D
Fish I'm just telling them about our thumb war for GIASI's affections. YOu won with your big thumbs remember.
I snuck in a whole ham when I came back from Canada. I'm not going to tell you how. ;)
Super would be the expert on this but here are my thoughts: ask the shop to label the product differently (i.e. turkey bacon). I'm not sure how much good this will do if you get caught but it's worth a try and most Gulf shops are happy to do so. Pack the product in your bag and just take it through customs. I've yet to be stopped as I think only bones show up on the x ray machine so flesh shouldn't. That said, I know people who have smuggled ribs before and still succeeded. My understanding is that if you do get caught the worst that will happen is that you get your contraband confiscated
DG are you making up stories on me and cat's behalf again?! cause if you are they better be good ones. :p
Well Fish and I are having a thumb war to see who wins and she's winning. So it looks like I'm going to be alone in the cold tonight. :(
In your stomach, Imp. Stuff your face.
You still have that fan club
Btw, what's the easiest way to bring this stuff back into the country when you come back in?
Actually she and Fish and I are fighting over who gets to have their wild way with you. Fish and I say she can't cause shes married, so she's really mad at all of us.
She doesn't hate you GIASI. She's just mad cause you won't tell her vital information. She tells me she hates me all the time.
Does she? Why? She didn't say that.
She hates me... :(
LOL Giasi too bad so sad. I promised QC to tell her if there's anything interesting going on. Do you think I should tell her you signed in?
Ok... you have my permission :P
Haven't been to the Paloma yet, is it a dive or what? I like a good dive. To be honest, when here, we usually go play in the great outdoors... as far as what the city has to offer I don't know too much. I am just the occasional visitor. Sounds like the ball season isn't too bad here. But for some reason i like the feel of this city, and not near as fricken muggy as Doha.
I'm still in your fan club GIASI. But now I have to go and do work. :D
Bloody hell... i got a fan club and lost it within the time i was away... ????
The little blue Imp was the avatar of someone who says they are never signing in again, but who we suspect just signed in under a different name.
Hanging out in Intercon??? In Muscat? Thats the equivalent of Paloma here in Doha. No wonder you drink a lot, what else is there to do?
:)
oh, and what is a lil BLUE imp?
Large contingent of mostly Scottish folk we hang out with here... lot's of house/pool parties.. obviously the Intercon and the Safari if we are going out. But lot's to do here otherwise... the camping/biking/beach stuff can keep us amused for days. And we drink alot.
Madinat Qaboos? Where do you hang out in Muscat?
I'm at a friends in MQ. Yes, i gotta admit, i really like coming over here. It's a pretty decent place.... and we drink alot.
A lot of sentimental value Imp, reminds me of a little blue Imp that used to hang around here. :)
I love Muscat! Where are you staying, Imp? I used to live there!
WTF is wrong with Imp, btw? Huge sentimental value.... we can't all be super. Someone's gotta be an imp.
No problem... just out of bed... In muscat at the moment and needed something to start my day. Looks like I missed some good stuff. Please keep it going for a couple of hours, then perhaps off to the bar.............
Yes Imp, shame about the nick though.
Way to join the conversation Imp. :D
That fricken explains alot... someone must have been injecting me with steriods for years... the head AND the package? Damn
So do tell then Koby what turns you on in a man?
Oh well, see you Super, have a nice life and all. :)
He wants to sign on as someone else then would sit in wait till we figure out who he is!!!! :)
Thanks Dohagirl! You rock too!
:)
Yes Super, Greeks are tough cookies. Not so easily impressed by you, are they? Unlike certain Brits.
Man, I'm never going to get any work done today. :D
Small loss indeed, Alexia. I don't see anyone begging him to stay. So much for the fan club.
Just had to sign back in to say that Alexia ROCKS! Nice. :P
see
Smal loss, Super. Not like you were saying anything worth reading anyways.
I tried to delete my profile but it seems you can't.
I'm not hitting on anyone.
Greeks don't like me
Will do, Kitty Cat. Go work now, I will be going soon too. Are you going to that thing thing at the Petridis' compound?
I'm not even paying attention, and if Super is just going to start hitting on Alexia than I am defintely out too. :P
Don't let her get you down Sammie.
yes I'm going too. Never to return. Good bye Qatar living.
Going to wake my baby up -cat, hoping to find my phone in the room, u know what I mean!
Super, Alexia, Sammie, anyone with access to dirty meat, please help me!
Have a lovely day everyone
This is boring, boring, snore.
Enjoy yourselves, guys! DG, Alex let me know when and if there will be something interesting going on here.
You just said my banter was average so i will not continue with this one! :P
I am not getting into this i just deleted my first reply as it was abit rude! :P
Anyway i have all sorts of toys! That's all i am saying! LOL :P
good I was getting bored too buttfly. Her banter was average at best.
Alexia you may continue. This banter is interesting
You play with your chest then, Sammie? :P
you go on with your banter then. But I think she's gone now
I have a chest full to keep me amused!!! hee hee :P
It is not a fight just a banter and she is good i give you that!!! But i will not give up yet! Even though i am on my last legs!!! One more big hit and "your done son"
Haha nice one, Sammie. What do you use when he goes away??
Yes Koby amongst other toys but that one is just for him for when he goes away!!!! lol :P
Where is Giasi to promote his fan club anyway
yeah sammie that one was kind of interesting!!?
Oh you offended the poor little bunny rabbit Sammie, way to go. She's probably as stupid as you are, or even worse since she can't get a man.
Not witty Super duper, or can you just not come back with anything. Is that little pea brain of yours tapped? You know what they say about to many steroids, what they do to the brain and the package.
INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE/BODY WEIGHT/NUMBER OF TIME GOT LAID
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE MUCK UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
Hey Yanky Doodle Dandy what's the matter run out of steam???
for god sakes she is not getting defensive she is just enjoying the fight. Just fight back or not no one is actually taking any of this seriously.
You share your boyfriend with a blowup doll, Sammie? How nice.
It's getting dangerous in here.
No not at all but she keeps saying mine is a blow up which is quite funny because i share him with one of those!!!!
Just that she seems so defensive by attention certain people are getting for example me talking to super, super bantering with butterfly! that's why we keep saying did she get burnt and taking it out on us!
That's all sorry if i offended you! :)
get me the meat first and then well talk about the club
I am obese, Super.
:P
Is there something wrong with not having a bloke Sammie?
Now your being thick i meant a partner!!!! doh
Where is your bloke Koby? Or do you swing the other way? That's why you have a go at me all the time, is it because you got burnt by a barbie?
Qcat you don't know what my type is.
Koby your chat genuinely stinks. Sorry but it isn't witty at all or clever. I'm all for rude if it is funny. Come on raise your game, your opening post was decent
Sammie, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm a girl you dimwit. GOd, this isn't even fun anymore, you just continue setting yourself up.
Man I go away for one second and suddenly Super's meat is dirty and Sammie's thick. That's it, I'm never signing off again. :D
That's one more than you Koby!
Wow Super, one girl! You really are a stud.
good girl buttfly.
What Koby i give up! You said and i quote "barbie and a cheat" and i am explaining i am not a cheat that's all!
OK i hail myself as thick as i do not get it! lol :)
Never mind me, Super, I am not your type anyway.
Yes Sammie, start your own club, but be careful, if you invite your Barbie Doll friends they might not be able to find the place.
I'll still go for the dirty meat
Oh yes! I agree, lets get a man in here who actually has something to offer! Instead of bad comebacks and dirty meat.
I need my own club at this rate i am getting a roasting by some american chick for no reason!
Thats it resign from Giasi club (sorry Giasi)
Nothing going on Qcat? What does that mean?
Sammie do you even read the previous posts before you come up with that drivel? My God girl, if you got any stupider they would need to put your picture in the dictionary next to idiot.
Genesis? Want to form a fan club?
OK I don't think I want to be in anyone's club. Super has nothing going on and Giasi is not even here. We need more guys. I don't want to be forced to choose between these two.
I will say now i cheat at games not in a relationship!! As far as i am concerned do not do something to somebody else you would not want done to yourself!
And especially if that dirty meat was handled by the likes of sammie. Ever heard of mad cow's disease?
been burnt before have you Koby? Naughty girl
I Eat dirty meat. A lot of it. Never got sick
Well butterfly since you decided to join Super's club anyway I feel compelled to advise you to handle dirty meat with gloves on at all times. You never know what kind of nasties you might catch off of that.
So super, is not being the only member of your fan club not enough? You shouldn't be asking anything in exchange, you should be proud of having a hot spanish in your fan club
X2.
Nobody wants your dirty sausage, super. So quit throwing it around.
I could get you some but will get it from bahrain going on the weekend of the 21st! I have to put an order in myself from the boys!
Yes I guess so...So I'm back into point 0. Giasi, what do you offer in your fan club
A bimbo and a cheat. Is that how you got your job here, sammie?
quid pro quo though buttfly. What do I get for giving you sausage?
Get it from Sammie, she's in our club.
But you have no idea what running out of chorizo means to me
I get mine from the base! I cheat!
Ya butterfly, its a no brainer, either be the only girl in Super's club or join the rest of us in GIASI's.
I'm into SUPER's club then...Giasi cannot match the dirty meat offer
I've got regular access to "dirty meat" buttfly. It is a no brainer.
Super, GIASI, or your American blow-up doll. Quite the busy gal, sammie. If you know what I mean..
Ok Koby. Whatever makes you happy.
I don't know which club should I go for
Oh my, Super. Please don't quit drinking to impress me. Keep your flirtations to your herd of silly cows.
oh my god.
SO you are leaving the Super fan club too Sammie? Jeez, that leaves noone on Super's side. :(
Yes I think Super misses out on humour side a little bit. Giasi's not a chatterbox but I don't mind that. I like my men strong and silent :)
I was the first member of Giasi fan club!!! He is going to be pleased about this! :P
Your loss Koby. I'm sure you'll be cool with the vegetables in no time though. Ask butterfly.
funnier... drink more..... come on people.
I don't drink anymore anyway. Koby doesn't like it
I call myself as President of the GIASI fanclub, he's funnier anyway. And we all know he can drink more.
I'm serious! Looks like I'll have to fly to Bahrain myself to find my saussages...never mind.
By the way if by "having a life" you mean hang out with a bunch of vegetables and rugby jocks as dumb as a brick then I would rather have none, thank you very much.
Yay we are groupies now, DG. And where we go Fish will follow. Alexia will, too, since we're friends.
:P :P
Really, DG? Ok maybe we could go organise GIASI's fan club instead. Super you watch out, your fan club is getting thin on the brain side :P
Nice Butterfly. We needed a change of topic, and there's nothing I like better than discussing dirty meat. :P
Well if you've been pushed out Cat than that makes two vacancies.
Haha Buttfly you naughty girl. Make friends with the guys at the base and you'll have your dirty meat. I am not sure there's any chorizo there though.
butterfly less with the "dirty meat" chat!
You should have told me. I'm almost fed up with it. Coming back tonight and not bringing any.
Please if you go to Bahrain can you bring me some errrr...dirty meat? I'm running out of chorizo now...
It will make me the happiest woman again
Yeah Alex there's a vacancy now, I was sadly edged out by Koby here.
where is the love koby? At least you've sorted out the your versus you're thing now. Way to learn girl.
Sammie no I don't go EVERY weekend, I wish I could but I have to work alternative weekends. I go twice a month. I am one of the super girls? Who else is in the Super club?
Yes Alexia, you can join the fan club. There's a vacancy now.
Should be a good weekend! Where do you stay Alexia?
Ooo Super you have a bunch of dimiwitted girls who've never met you and think you're hot, you are so lucky. I can just imagine what you must look like in person.
Alexia you can join the fan club!!! After all you are already staying over on 21st in Bahrain :)
I try to have nothing against or even close to fat chicks koby. I love chicks who are smarter and better looking than me.
Yes Alexia he's a lucky boy, our Super. We're all after him.
Do you go to Bahrain every weekend? Oh and you are now one of supers girls! :)
LOL Super with all these girls after you I can see why you have a great life.
You have something against Fat chicks Super? Or are you just afraid of girls that are smarter and better looking than you?
I have great life thanks.
I don't think she actually loves me Sammie. Not yet in any case.
None of us here has a life, Dohagirl. We have jobs though that's why we are here :)
What???? Who's flirting now?????
I love you too Koby. Unless you're fat. I can't deal with fat.
She must have even less of a life then I do, and that is saying something.
I love you Super.
she is having fun. Arguing online is excellent.
Boy this chick is disgruntled. What's shoved up your a** Koby?
Well lets see you have to sit on your own at nights!!!! WHO'S THE LOSER???????
this is more like it.
Well maybe he's that good, Koby. Why don't you try?
Wow a collection of losers and dimwits, how touching. So Sammie I'm assuming your boyfriend is the blow up kind, just because he was manufactured in the States doesn't mean he's from the States.
I'm sorry QC, all I read there was "meow meow meow meow Super duper."
Of course i have! Oh i am that thick that i have not figured out how to have sex with them online, not sure which button i have to click on!
FIY i have known super longer than i have been on this site he is a friend, also DG QC and fish but met up through this site!
He knows i am on this site but as a relationship is built on trust we do not have a problem!
We have a laugh on this site Koby do not take what we say to heart when we are chatting!
Koby all of us here are flirting with Super. That makes the working day go by faster. Join the fun.
Oh so you have a boyfriend, Sammie? I thought you were here to flirt with Super and the rest of them. What are you doing here then, exactly?
That is it i have had enough of this!
You small minded silly little american get a life and try being nice to people!
Bet if you smile it cracks your face you stuck up cow!
For the record i have nothing against Americans as my boyfriend is, so are lots of my friends! They read through the thread yesterday and were ashamed that you are american!
Point me in the right direction GIASI, remember I bite their ankles and you go for help. :D
Well, lets not waste the pent up PMS you two... lets go find someone you can maul TOGETHER...
No argument with me! Well that's no fun.
Canadian may have the edge but I have no argument with her. At least she makes sense on occasion. Unlike another one here, can you guess who, Sammie? Alas she's not up to fight, she's off to try and figure out how to use eBay.
I am leaving it for you DG though i might come in later!!!
Kody i never said i could not use Ebay think someone else is being the THICK and Brainless one today!!!!!!
Yup... i reckon the canadian has the edge.... my money's on her too.
cat fight!!!
10 bucks i say the blonde tears the american apart. :D
You can't judge a book by its cover Koby, or a site by it's weakest member.
(by weak Sammie, I mean you don't like to get in arguments)
No not the time of the month! It is too early in the morning and trying to plan what i have to do today, but i will be up for it later if you fancy???
BRING IT ON!!!!!!:P
Wits, Dohagirl? I don't see anyone who's got any on this forum. Surely Sammie is a great example.
Hurray.... the gauntlet has been thrown... DG DG DG!!!
Now Now Koby, be nice. I'm the only real blonde on this site and believe me you don't want to get into a battle of wits with me because you will surely lose.
Super haven't you heard that girls synchronize? QL is such a melting pot! Seems to affect you too.
you seem over yours today though koby. I'll put the date in my diary
ziiiiing! touche`, koby :D
sorry guys!
im so gagging for a fight today
Cramps, Sammie?
Yeah thanks you start it then just watch!!! :P
Come on sammie join in the fun.
Not in the mood for this today so please give it a rest!
There is, QC.
Super this joke is simple so that you and Sammie could understand it.
There is. I spent a summer cleaning the local hockey rink and painiting the stands. The zamboni is not as fun on cement. :(
Koby must be a blonde too, DG.
Is there cement under the ice??
:P
hooray koby's back. Sh1t joke by the way
Oh please, if you dug a hole in a hockey rink you would hit cement. :P