The Husband Store

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City
that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow
the instructions
at
the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are 6 floors
and
the value of the products increase as you ascend the
flights. You may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose
to go up to the
next
floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the
building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 -
These men have
jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have
Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids and
are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4
- These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help
with the
Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor
5 - These men
Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with
Housework and Have A
Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but
she goes to the
6th
floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible
to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens
a New Wives store
just across the street, where men can go and find
wives for themselves.
It
again has 6 floors but see what happens when they
visit these
floors..............

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money!

(The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.)