funny leave applications
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."
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An employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."
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"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"
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An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."
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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."
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Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post
ana abhi ijaza(i want leave)
hahaha... really gud..
i couldn't stop laughing! oh my! it relieved my irritation. thanks lawa! :))
Good ones...
as i locked in my room plz give two day leave
note my leave as i am on date
too early
sir you want a leave too from ql... :)
leave me alone
rishi, except you.... :)
saad, no prizes for guessing....we all know :)
you can bet on that rezz! cheers! :p
guys do you know where does lawa work... start guessing... :)
very nice lawa...
love has no limits... betty, start loving :)_
Been posted many times before but still worth another read, they're still funny :-)
Leave Jokes...
So I am requesting you to leave here More...
my dad is not feeling good since last night can you give me one day live plz
thanks.. haha.. & yes i am enjoyin QL
u rock guys!! kudos! :p
most "wellcome" enjoy it
as i called you last night your wife gave me one day leave ....?
betty, you have joined 15 hours ago and started to love ql...
Welcome to QL, and wish you a great experience... :)
wow lawa, you got great stuffs... tfs dear :D
i am enjoyin' reading.. lolxx
very hilarious..LMAO more pls.. :P
give me a one day leave my wife have home delivery
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
nice one.... :)
are you getout of the office
one from my college days..
students waiting to get in the class - 'may i come in sir?'
our welding shop foreman - 'ok, all outstanding boys, please income'
my duty over and i am also over
boss how old you
Old ones but still good to read.
should i off myself
good one lawa..:)
very nice
plz i am dying give me one day for die
lol
i couldn't stop laughing
:d
grant me a leave