difference between me and my boss """""

yarabbu2000
By yarabbu2000

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, he never forgetsThis message was sent to you

By Think-Twice• 19 Jul 2007 03:50
Think-Twice

My bit ...

When I read this post in office, I am not contributing.

When my boss reads this post in office, (s)he is resting for

the next challenge.

Last but not least, why only 'he'?

F'co

a little progress everyday adds up to big results

By azilana7037• 18 Jul 2007 11:33
azilana7037

And somehow, I gain self-control...

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Nah...i just go out and smoke a cigarette or two.

;-)

By compmad• 17 Jul 2007 17:03
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compmad

When I don't do any thing, I must be useless,

When my boss does nothing, he is gentle man.

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By JBH• 17 Jul 2007 15:24
JBH

I used to be the boss with the previous firm, before I left.

So I can see my boss now doing all of the above.

Call me Maninibat!

By aadii• 17 Jul 2007 15:10
aadii

i like dat!

By KHALEDJ• 17 Jul 2007 14:46
KHALEDJ

mmm due to reasons above I enjoy being the Boss :)

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