thought there was happy ending...but then again..there's none...and hmmmm ram this is should be a happy/humurous thread...not a dreadful one (oopps i did it again)..:/
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Owen, I don't think the idea appeals to you. Anyway, before you hit my head with whatever/whoever is lying in your immediate vicinity, I meant it as a joke. LOL. Cheers.
im going thru my brain files, hoping to find a bad and funny date memory...but as of now, couldn't think of any..(or maybe i don't have that much date experience..*im upset now*)...will try and think harder (there must be one) *in deep thinking*....:)
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was when I advertised my little Austen Healy Sprite sports car for sale (it was a mess - I think the front of it had been replaced at some time) and no one answered the advert. Then one day someone DID !
He was soooooooo handsome. An Office in the Merchant Navy and he asked me to drive the car for him before he decided about it. (bit dumb I guess) Anyway, I drove the car around and he liked it and gave me a cheque for it. Said he'd pick it up a day or so later.
Fine. He came to pick up the car and invited me to the Cinema that night to see Dr Zhivago. I accepted.
He picked me up and had the hood (soft top) of the car down. Nice. But it started to rain and he had to try to get the hood of the car up. Bad. After a while he got the hood up and was back in the driving seat.
Window screen wipers ground to a halt. I was getting uncomfortable. I said they had always been ok.
Then the bonnet (bit over the engine for Americans) started to shake loose - it was buckled at each side. I got out to help sort things out.
The car was falling apart as I sat in it.
We eventually got to the cinema - although I have since watched Dr Zhivago on that occasion it was a complete blank! I couldn't remember anything about the film.
We drove home in silence and I just prayed his cheque had already been cashed into my bank account before I leapt out of the car when I got home.
it's kinda boring (you feel like yawning every 3 minutes) when the person talked about nothing but himself. It was just a coffee rendezvous so quite very harmless. But after 3 hours of talking...the guy was definitely in love with himself coz it always "I...Me...MYSELF" kind of stories I've heard the entire evening.
I've given the guy another chance to redeem himself so I obliged to dinner date invitation (our 2nd date). Same result...a confirmed narcissist...
It happened before I knew QatarLiving and YUP...I met the guy in Doha. What nationality? Sorry, can't tell.
So, this one time, I blind dated this guy. He had hair all over his body except his head. They were (hair) oozing out of his ears and nose. I dumped him when he said his favourite past time was picking buff from his belly button. Weird guys are running loose out there.
That the eye lifting thingy on my face lifts all the more faster when it sees someone special? Its just like a human heartbeat. For aliens, its the face-beats!
Please dont think that i am trying to flirt with you, please!
once happened to me. was bad experience. she was inviting me to her home all the time and i was so tired that times:) than just tried to be a bad guy to make her go away from me. then she started blaming me like she is my owner:) anyway took 2-3 days to get rid of her.
* Hands on eyes popping out through the ears and mouth at feet as the jaw drops wide open*
You mean you met Chuck? I always told him not to take the rainbow potion! I swear, he was green like me, and then he discovered Paris and its fashion culture. Its a mark of respect to him that parisian designers (men) are mostly bald. And havent you seen them painting their faces nowadays too?
I'll tell Chuck that you said hi!
P.S: He remembers the date. Says nobody ever managed to pop his eyes through the ears before. You must be someone special!
Greeker, I received your PM (thru' mental telepathy). I am not giving your twin a second chance whether he has fixed his eye problem or not. Sorry, I am mean.
I went on a blind with this gorgeous guy who took me out to dinner, and was insisting for me to go back to his to meet his house mates. After saying no 4 time's I finally gave in, went inside..made it clear that it was ONLY for 10 mins and he literally jumped me the second I was inside. After I kicked him in the shins I ran to my car, drove for about 25 mins only to realize that at the restaurant he asked me to mind his wallet that was now in my handbag...ahhhh...I still had it on me....so I pull over, not knowing what to do..finally drove back to his, left it on the doorstep, rang the door bell and fled. Was a nightmare and felt so ashamed :(
'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'
I deny having dated you. But then again, look hard. Is this the same me who you dated? I attack a green photo of mine to this post so that you can reconfirm!
I dated an alien. His charming personality did'nt match his looks so I dumped him in 5 minutes. Actually his left eye would pop out every two seconds and he would gulp it down. Than it would pop out of his right ears so he would fix it. It kept repeating on and on. Arghhhh.(Copper you want to seriously discuss a non serious topic or what.)
Now thats nothing funny.Gypsy is discussing a very serious issue with Ram here.Now that you have laughed,you need to explain the reason and apologise for this intolerable behaviour.....lol
cartoon would be of an old fatty, overweight woman covered with warts, hair in curlers, knitting a jumper, picking her teeth, scratching her bum whilst talking sexy talk in a very sexy voice on phone to some guy who paid money to dial up a 'sex line' for some 'light relief' and is imagining a glamorous woman.
Ram, u suck! U already talked to her on the phone, so obviously u liked her personality enough to want to meet her and then when u see that her size isn't perfect, u decide to bail ??
I judge people on personality, not looks. If she was a nice girl of course you should have hung out with her. Weight has nothing to do with it. At the very least you could have been her friend.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
First of all i was just a teenager and i was playing around .. so i wouldn't be hanging out with such type of girl ..
Secondly when it come to look VS Personality .. of course i prefer the personality BUT there should be any matching between our body sizes ..
I mean imagine a huge girl hanging around with shorter slimmer guy .. that would be the joke of the day for every one who sees us ..
Just imagine if u were a giant girl (dunno how u look) would u hang around with a guy who is shorter than u and slimmer ..
Let me tell u something:
For those kind of relationship like showing up with my new girl or hanging around to have fun .. The most important thing is the look (either for men or women, don't u do the same)
For real friendship, love or marriage of course the inner look will be more important (at least for me) ..
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I remember one of my funny moments .. I dialed a wrong number and a sweet voice of a lady was talking on the other side .. so i started to talk to her .. i called many times until we became friends .. and it was the time for a date .. ohh god damn it .. Actually What i saw doesn't match at all with that sweet voice .. when my eyes fall on her i found a huge barrel moving on floor .. i said oh my god how come .. so i meet her .. then after exactly 10 minutes i told her listen i need to go .. i have some work to do .. i just came tonight to see u and the next time we will spend more time together .. and it was the last time to see or hear her voice ..
That was a nightmare .. lol ..
but what i was thinking how these kind of girls having such a wonderful voice ..
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If you saw them drag queens in Europe or the US, you'll be hella surprised... they look awesome... and you cud easily be faked into thinking that he's a woman...lol!!!
No really it did not... although once when i was in KL, i was like omg, that biatch is wild looking, only to be told by my Malaysian friend that it was a ladyboy..... lmao!!!
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"Oops I did it again
I made u believe we're more than just friends ..
oh baby it might seems like a crush
but it doesn't mean that i'm serious"
Oh i love this song By Britney Spears
I know u don't wanna tell me (not bcuz of thread) but it's ok ;)
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
thought there was happy ending...but then again..there's none...and hmmmm ram this is should be a happy/humurous thread...not a dreadful one (oopps i did it again)..:/
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all of ur dates ... why wut happened? tell me .. i wanna know how was the happy endings ..
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
maria.m..im giving it a thought...will let you know ASAP...:)
uhgh..now i know the answer...(made me upset last night)...just realized that all of my dates ended badly...:(
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what were u planning to do ??? lol .. I really missed that so funny bad dates .. we used to laugh at it for hours and hours .. lol ;)
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Owen, I don't think the idea appeals to you. Anyway, before you hit my head with whatever/whoever is lying in your immediate vicinity, I meant it as a joke. LOL. Cheers.
Owen, you wan't me to fix a BAD date for you. It would be the worst date ever of your life. ;-)
im going thru my brain files, hoping to find a bad and funny date memory...but as of now, couldn't think of any..(or maybe i don't have that much date experience..*im upset now*)...will try and think harder (there must be one) *in deep thinking*....:)
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was when I advertised my little Austen Healy Sprite sports car for sale (it was a mess - I think the front of it had been replaced at some time) and no one answered the advert. Then one day someone DID !
He was soooooooo handsome. An Office in the Merchant Navy and he asked me to drive the car for him before he decided about it. (bit dumb I guess) Anyway, I drove the car around and he liked it and gave me a cheque for it. Said he'd pick it up a day or so later.
Fine. He came to pick up the car and invited me to the Cinema that night to see Dr Zhivago. I accepted.
He picked me up and had the hood (soft top) of the car down. Nice. But it started to rain and he had to try to get the hood of the car up. Bad. After a while he got the hood up and was back in the driving seat.
Window screen wipers ground to a halt. I was getting uncomfortable. I said they had always been ok.
Then the bonnet (bit over the engine for Americans) started to shake loose - it was buckled at each side. I got out to help sort things out.
The car was falling apart as I sat in it.
We eventually got to the cinema - although I have since watched Dr Zhivago on that occasion it was a complete blank! I couldn't remember anything about the film.
We drove home in silence and I just prayed his cheque had already been cashed into my bank account before I leapt out of the car when I got home.
it's kinda boring (you feel like yawning every 3 minutes) when the person talked about nothing but himself. It was just a coffee rendezvous so quite very harmless. But after 3 hours of talking...the guy was definitely in love with himself coz it always "I...Me...MYSELF" kind of stories I've heard the entire evening.
I've given the guy another chance to redeem himself so I obliged to dinner date invitation (our 2nd date). Same result...a confirmed narcissist...
It happened before I knew QatarLiving and YUP...I met the guy in Doha. What nationality? Sorry, can't tell.
So, this one time, I blind dated this guy. He had hair all over his body except his head. They were (hair) oozing out of his ears and nose. I dumped him when he said his favourite past time was picking buff from his belly button. Weird guys are running loose out there.
Greeker, Not at all. I am all alive. I was lost, down the memory lane.
I think i scared you off.
I aint bad, green or greek. I am a nice guy, and i was joking! Please do come back!
Now that makes me wonder what kind of relationship you guys keep...hahaha...Well,let's keep it clean.I am off.Have a meeting in half an hour
Cheers
Yup, he is clean. Not always. When the time and the need arises, he can be as dirty as dirty can be.
You dont have to ask maria.m. You can ask me. He was my brother before he dated her, hehe. I can give you a more accurate answer.
Is you twin as clean as you are??!!!!Oops...I should ask Maria.m
i am still trying to figure that out
a H*****R is :(
For the H*****R of the lot, it may be. I am not so!
Lust comes last, specially in this season of fast!
Dude, lets keep this clean, ok!
:)
I thought the eye lifting thingy was a sign of lust..Now why are you lying to Maria??
That the eye lifting thingy on my face lifts all the more faster when it sees someone special? Its just like a human heartbeat. For aliens, its the face-beats!
Please dont think that i am trying to flirt with you, please!
Coz I AM!
:P
nice one
Greeker, I see that you have the 'charming ways' of your twin. (I mean that eye lifting thingy on your face).
once happened to me. was bad experience. she was inviting me to her home all the time and i was so tired that times:) than just tried to be a bad guy to make her go away from me. then she started blaming me like she is my owner:) anyway took 2-3 days to get rid of her.
* Hands on eyes popping out through the ears and mouth at feet as the jaw drops wide open*
You mean you met Chuck? I always told him not to take the rainbow potion! I swear, he was green like me, and then he discovered Paris and its fashion culture. Its a mark of respect to him that parisian designers (men) are mostly bald. And havent you seen them painting their faces nowadays too?
I'll tell Chuck that you said hi!
P.S: He remembers the date. Says nobody ever managed to pop his eyes through the ears before. You must be someone special!
:P
Greeker, I received your PM (thru' mental telepathy). I am not giving your twin a second chance whether he has fixed his eye problem or not. Sorry, I am mean.
I went on a blind with this gorgeous guy who took me out to dinner, and was insisting for me to go back to his to meet his house mates. After saying no 4 time's I finally gave in, went inside..made it clear that it was ONLY for 10 mins and he literally jumped me the second I was inside. After I kicked him in the shins I ran to my car, drove for about 25 mins only to realize that at the restaurant he asked me to mind his wallet that was now in my handbag...ahhhh...I still had it on me....so I pull over, not knowing what to do..finally drove back to his, left it on the doorstep, rang the door bell and fled. Was a nightmare and felt so ashamed :(
'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'
OMG *hands on heart and mouth wide open* You have a twin in rainbow colours.????? Plain green is bland; looks and personality both. Sorry.
I deny having dated you. But then again, look hard. Is this the same me who you dated? I attack a green photo of mine to this post so that you can reconfirm!
I dated an alien. His charming personality did'nt match his looks so I dumped him in 5 minutes. Actually his left eye would pop out every two seconds and he would gulp it down. Than it would pop out of his right ears so he would fix it. It kept repeating on and on. Arghhhh.(Copper you want to seriously discuss a non serious topic or what.)
Now thats nothing funny.Gypsy is discussing a very serious issue with Ram here.Now that you have laughed,you need to explain the reason and apologise for this intolerable behaviour.....lol
hhhaaaaahaaa
Ok I didn't catch that you didn't like her personality. I thought you just ran away from her cause she was big.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Not exactly .. lol .. i wanna know wut r u trying to do here .. lol ..
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
it's ok hun.
I'm an understandable person ..
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Now I exactly know why why Ram ran away from that girl...hahaha
Well,the day cant get any better..How was your party???
u really did .. lol .. but never mind .. a Cool person is here .. lol
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
I took so long typing response I didn't see the posts in between !!!
As i said that i was playing around .. i didn't like her personality .. i thought she might be hot and i could have a way with her.
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
cartoon would be of an old fatty, overweight woman covered with warts, hair in curlers, knitting a jumper, picking her teeth, scratching her bum whilst talking sexy talk in a very sexy voice on phone to some guy who paid money to dial up a 'sex line' for some 'light relief' and is imagining a glamorous woman.
graffic enough?
hugs hon - how are you xxx
But it's Mean!!!
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
I have done the devil's work...No handle them RAM
And read the topic again and u can see this
"Now stop those serious talks and get busy here...."
it's just for fun .. stop being serious ..
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Ram, u suck! U already talked to her on the phone, so obviously u liked her personality enough to want to meet her and then when u see that her size isn't perfect, u decide to bail ??
Would you like to explain that???
about sex phone lines :D
I judge people on personality, not looks. If she was a nice girl of course you should have hung out with her. Weight has nothing to do with it. At the very least you could have been her friend.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
it's not about look and personality ...
First of all i was just a teenager and i was playing around .. so i wouldn't be hanging out with such type of girl ..
Secondly when it come to look VS Personality .. of course i prefer the personality BUT there should be any matching between our body sizes ..
I mean imagine a huge girl hanging around with shorter slimmer guy .. that would be the joke of the day for every one who sees us ..
Just imagine if u were a giant girl (dunno how u look) would u hang around with a guy who is shorter than u and slimmer ..
Let me tell u something:
For those kind of relationship like showing up with my new girl or hanging around to have fun .. The most important thing is the look (either for men or women, don't u do the same)
For real friendship, love or marriage of course the inner look will be more important (at least for me) ..
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Empathy.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Is that empathy or sympathy????
Poor Girl. :( She must have felt awful!
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
YOu cant expect him to hook up with a giant...He defenitely did not want that to be his last date..LOL
So looks are more important to you then personality Ram?
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
I remember one of my funny moments .. I dialed a wrong number and a sweet voice of a lady was talking on the other side .. so i started to talk to her .. i called many times until we became friends .. and it was the time for a date .. ohh god damn it .. Actually What i saw doesn't match at all with that sweet voice .. when my eyes fall on her i found a huge barrel moving on floor .. i said oh my god how come .. so i meet her .. then after exactly 10 minutes i told her listen i need to go .. i have some work to do .. i just came tonight to see u and the next time we will spend more time together .. and it was the last time to see or hear her voice ..
That was a nightmare .. lol ..
but what i was thinking how these kind of girls having such a wonderful voice ..
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
I'ld rather stay out of it...You admire them a lot,dont you??!!
If you saw them drag queens in Europe or the US, you'll be hella surprised... they look awesome... and you cud easily be faked into thinking that he's a woman...lol!!!
anytime dude ill be watching let me know if there is a plan change
Call me and lemme know wats cooking... i may just hop over for some dukrache mass if there is... lol!!!
yo colt time to run the match starts in an hour
i thought they grew up whats done is for all
sharing is caring
that was so not nice of you... you shud have asked him wat happened and then if he lied, you cud have taken that very arm and beat him up...lol!!!
THey chase you forever...hahahjaha
after seeing the arm i just fled !!! i wasnt going to stick around and find out more interesting facts !!
MAn sometimes you need to look DOWN...May be you would find some good 'date' then
the rest was glue
Hell NO... i was entering the bar and just happened to see the ladyboy outside... ewwww... they freak me out....blahhhh!!!!
It was just plastic ARM...Not plastic you know wat!!!
Did he not make up for the arm in other places....lol!!!
So you pay to get 'ladyboys'...huh!!
who conveniently forgot to tell me he had a plastic arm.........nice
You need to shell out the foolus to get a good date... they are called Chinese... hahahahaha!!!!
No really it did not... although once when i was in KL, i was like omg, that biatch is wild looking, only to be told by my Malaysian friend that it was a ladyboy..... lmao!!!
ha ha ha ha
ya i been having those every evening for iftar where can i buy some good ones
Yeah...I would like to believe it did not happen to you...hahaha
Don't think i had a bad date... have a lotta bad debts though... :-P
Thats better than finding out your date was a guy... lol!!! no im not saying that happened to me... hell no... lol!!!