Anyone want a fight?

While there is time! you should PM me and apologize! I am not very demanding! I do not need you to do it in public! If you PM me! then you'll be alright! to save your face! otherwise I'll see you tomorrow! This not a treat I am serious!

I'll make sure you regret it!

Yes! this one is a Doppelganger! she plays innocent! friggin' biatcha! she think she's important and special wait until they found out the truth! Provoke me and they'll soon find out!

Malu is just her Doppelganger???? :-)

PEACE

Cheers!

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"I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of time. To be in company, even with the best, is soon wearisome and dissipating. I love to be alone, I never find a companionable solitude"

Malu apologizes because she had death treat! this one needs death wish! admit all her fault and whoever are the others and why they are doing this to me? that would be difficult! because she will lose her reputation as an organizer here! What did I do? I don't go out and socialized with them! Did she ever think people PM me and ask me about it? I just say why ask me? I have no lead whatsoever before but now? try me! :-) She will for sure get expose and regret it! come on keep guessing! who among them betray you?

Malu made her apology :D

Cheers!

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"I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of time. To be in company, even with the best, is soon wearisome and dissipating. I love to be alone, I never find a companionable solitude"

She won't have the guts! she knows what she did and she knows by now that I know it! it would be very embarrassing for her! to reveal all her bad doing! ;-)

Don't forget to use your Mexican accent, it'll keep me entertain, you know that!

But, seriously, no need for fighting... let's make QL a peaceful one but we'll I agree for some spice ;-)

PEACE

Cheers!

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"I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of time. To be in company, even with the best, is soon wearisome and dissipating. I love to be alone, I never find a companionable solitude"

I'm just waiting for Malu to come out! she what she's got!

I will surender With u Darude.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

whats that mn mnmnmn are u practicing from now ???

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Mna mnuma!

Munum mumnunth manuminumtha.

Call me Maninibat!

hmmm, what you going to do with his tongue??

tra la la

No i will wash my handswith stinky mud and clay and then pull ur tongue out. no am not checkin anything just makin u tongueless thats all

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I'm not a pervert.

Well not all the time anyway.

Why do you want to pull my tongue out?

Do you want to check my tonsils?

Are you going to wash your hands first?

Call me Maninibat!

hey hey what are you talking about man all i asked u to get them and u chicken started thinkin about Girls and dates u pervert :D

will pull ur tongue out :D

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Point to jassKat.

DaRuDe 's been done over my a girl, again.

Call me Maninibat!

no no no,

you try, but my power and length are no match for your little stubs. Stand no chance. You will be flying through the air and then the airforce will shoot you down for going over a no fly zone!

tra la la

You Kick Hard Wat hmmm well guess u need to ask the QLers about my height and my powerful legs. will make you a football and with one kick u will will be in pacific ocean swimming there :D

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Always takes the bait wolf. Watch out I kick HARD.

tra la la

Thanking me for what???

hey hey not a conversation thread ok just fight

wait let me break ur neck stand still.

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Ah thank you Darude- protecting our virtue like that!

i said to fight them not to plan for heaven guess i will get my hand in ur mouth and with sudden jerk get ur jaw broken and hand it to you :D

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Me?

Being asked to handle three women?

Have I died and gone to heaven?

Call me Maninibat!

am not good in fighting with female can you handle these 3 gals for me

while i call the ambulance for them

Thank you.

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oh but don't you remember? I am NOT loud. Silly Darude.

is this some love thread.

hmmm will get you hanged from ur feet in well keep screamin help help help

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oohh I love horses, sounds like fun.

the excuse has to be lame since there is no brain.

Ha haha

I will get 6 horse

will tie each of you jass gypsy hands to each horse and ur legs too

and then let it run fast in opposite direction

Feel the pain and brutality :D

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think?!...wolves have no brains...lame lame lame excuse...you never run out of lame excuses..:P

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sooo harsh! My giant feelings are hurt.

You can get me nailed? Hmm, you must be good with your little nail :D

hmmm have to think of some new ways torturing you guys coz all the ideas i already posted and tried on every one here.

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hey bro how r u

can u teach me how to fight

i mean if i want to fight with Owen for example ;)

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roasted wolf, ever heard of it? without 2 ears?...i will let your own kind munch your body which part they want...>:D

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the chicken was soooo wrong wrong wrong.

tall how much more then me?? no but i sure can get you nailed

back off damn cant even (censor) :D

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hey owen dont kick him.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

outch !! that hurts " shek shek - a** scratching sound " ;D

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ever seen a chicken after gettin roasted you grab both legs and tear her apart he he he get the idea ur self here

Pure Fatality :D

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Your short arms holding the hammer wont be able to reach my head. Too tall for you all.

Catch me now.

maxi...this is not a teacher-student thread...ok ok ok..better i kick your azz out this thread now, before somebody does..:D

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no i want to fight and learn how to fight but u seems not a good teacher >:(

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who are you calling tiny?...will break your leg so you wont be feeling tall and proud anymore..your freak! :D

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hmmm you tiny smarf will hang you upside down

Jass big head haan hmmm well wallnutz are breakable with hammer hmm will get a big hammer for ur head bang it badly. Dont forget to count all the stars then :D

Maxi go get ur milk feeder fightin is all about killin one :P

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maxi then get out from this thread, they will turn your dreams into nightmares...get out quick...quick...

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can't you see my hard head in my picture??

will tie you down and slowing pluck out each hair one by one.

The bombs wont work. I am too thick headed. :D

daaaaaaaaaam ,, no i want to fight but without hurting any one :(

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Will fit tiny bombs in ur ear and get ur brains busted like a water balloon :D

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start by poking wolf's left eye...you will feel better..after which go with the right one...and all up to you...good luck..

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1st. Rule: Don't talk about fight club.

Now you must be punished!!!

hey all good morning .. did i miss something :)

i dont know how to fight how will teache me :(

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My brain is tooo big and smart to be pulled out. Nice try.

You missed the next door girl dancing on the floor :D

me and JBH fight club :D

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ooh what did I miss???

darude..this is lame...can't you do anything good in your life now? honestly, you are way predictable nowadays...no fun at all :D

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ok i didnot want to mess with you but after that comment dealin with volta will punch ur nose :/

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i am got to tie ur legs to the horse and let it run in this desert

keep dancing while on ground :D or wait

JBH will get my fingers up ur throat and pluck it out

Jass will get my both finger deep in ur ears and pull ur brain out

Owen will hammer ur head and nail you down :D

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Town halls naturally retract when the adrenaline kicks in.

Obviously yours don't DaRuDe, your system mustn't be working properly.

I bet they flap about like a donkeys nose bag.

And I bet you don't even shave them.

I'll be carefull of that when I get there and we have our first beach party and we have a best out of three wrassling match.

I quite fancy having laser vision to fry the aggressors.

I'll be very popular in prison, what with my good looks and all that.

Call me Maninibat!

I hope everyone is stashing their liquor/beer commodities because Ramadan is going to be a long, long Month of dry spell.......

I got my wine, rum, brandy and beer stashes nicely in a cold room.

Lets not forget the Whiskey.....

I don't want anyone getting upset and piss at each other because of the lack of

alcohol..

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

remember its a fight thread

NOT PHILOSOPHY :/

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get both of them and make sure while i am sleepin i should hear them screamin badly in pain ok :D just get ur balls in a good shield.

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JBh Will go firt in the prision.He started this thread.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

don't really last long, they die early or end up in prison! ;-)

The one with the girly and the flower?

Or the newby?

And how do you want them dispatching?

Nice and quick, or shall I have some fun with them first?

Call me Maninibat!

who is the macho here...?? Wanna arm fight...??

wana get ur nose busted hmm ok i will pas you to JBH he will do that with pleasure. JBH get him get his bones cracking. :P

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mmmmm oky use EBhaar card ;P

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I am fine here.Doing well.I dint use net from office due to connection problem soooo...........

"Drink Beer Save Water"

hey senti im fine bro, i was about to PM u to ask u how r u long time didn't see ur nice comments :)

i have helmet but i dont know how to use it ;)

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Are you still wering ur helmet?

how r u maxi8008?

"Drink Beer Save Water"

wassssup guys and girls no one want to fight ;)

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later later am having hmmm hmm am having Breakfast :D

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Call me Maninibat!

No he is angry coz u stole those snake legs. and now when u have stepped in this fight thread better back off b4 i kick u like a football :D

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I think JBH is Again Angry with u Darude.Dint u give him Crabs shell yesterday?

"Drink Beer Save Water"

i can see you are back to that thread of Defence hmm learn all the tactics of defence still i am goin to throw the best shot.

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Bring the TCP....

Call me Maninibat!

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Call me Maninibat!

Hmm looks like u are back in the ring guess you recovered from those hangovers hmm better step closer for a nice low blow :D

Hi Buddy :D

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hmm good morning opponent

in fight u dont need to ask if alright or not

or while askin u are wasting ur time and mean while

i will punch u twice and hand u ur jaw.

so u stop talkin :D

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How many teeth do you think I have got?????

You mangy mutt!!!

[you alright matey?]

Call me Maninibat!

blah blah blah stop excusing b4 i knock ur teeth off :D

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I've been a busy then...

Look, I went the pub, ok?

Call me Maninibat!

Darude....after a long long fight....

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step in plz that chicken JBH left the ring with out informing me

Next opponent plz step in quick my hands are itching alot for sone fist :D

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Turn my back for 5 mins and you have been p*ssy whipped!!

Call me Maninibat!

(oO) me 1/2

but u 0/2 coz u were recoverin from injuries you had the first day.

now if u want plz ask me will smack u on the floor like a laundry cloth :D LOL

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JHD- 0 Couldn't handle the pressure...fled like a weasel

DaRuDe- 1/2 Is feeling very sluggish from a load weighing him down

Scorpio- With a whooping 2 points....out does the boys.

Catch you another time for round 3 :D

better step aside out of my way b4 i bang that water melon over ur head again and again :D

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Now enough is enough!! Here is Lara Croft for you JBH and Darude.....Bonk...bonk....bonk...huuuhaaaa.....gong...gong...gong

....splaaaat...splaaaaat.....Dhishum dhishum...finally....HAHAHAHAHAHA

So, people this thread is over now as Darude is there in Dukhan Graveyard....3 mtrs under the sand.....HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u such a chicken cant take her 1 on 1.

hey you tail less scorpio better buzz off or am goin to pluck ur heart out then keep askin for it :D

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Bring it on :p

You better face her man i don wana get nasty and cruel with her

C'mon man get Scorpio

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10Kilo stone...Isn't that what you have trying to dispose of? Poor DaRuDe...no chocolate truffles for how many days now :p...which is good for me as I string you upside down and slice you with a dagger :p

easy to insult of bang JBH

but u a female what am i goin to do with you,

hmm will tie a 10kilo stone to ur both ears yea then keep gettin down bendin down LOL :D

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Fleas and lice....he is iching so much, I am hardly afraid to fight DaRuDe.....and don't forget about those piles...they must be painful!

Oh and I don't fight women....only men, as they are so daft!

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JBH what flea man ????just wait let me think of some other way torturing you and scorpio.

Damn this thread is gettin funny LOL

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Fleas as well?????

Have you had all of your injections DaRuDe?

Call me Maninibat!

hmm you back hmm fight a female hmm ok i will close my eyes and keep punchin kickin you :D

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I am you flea bitten mongrel. You wont be doing any fighting after I take you to the vet to be put down :p

So Who's next for fight come up. show me what you got punk? :D

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u understood right hahahaha

no worries will get them on ur headlights too i mean on ur chest :D

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If I understood that leech one correctly it is the funniest threat I have ever heared.

10/10.

BTW, have you been wormed lately?

You seen a bit tetchy?

Call me Maninibat!

Why u worry about prize.Win and take as big as me.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

ok, its page 4 already? what will be the prize?

is it that big? :D

this fight is never ending it just started LOL

No winners and losers

just check the tactics of fighting

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i am goin to get a big leech and stick it on ur hood cap till ur tanks get empty :DLOL

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who will win the fight?

I vote for the great DaRude..

Think I'm going to have to take you the vets to get your claws clipped.

May as well get something else "snipped" while we are there.

Call me Maninibat!

hmmm wait let me think of new ways torturin you this time its going to be extremly painful :D

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OOOh! you nasty boy.

Picking on me when I'm not well again!

I'm shocked and stunned!!!!!

Call me Maninibat!

am gona pluck those mickey mouse type ears from ur head and stick em up some where so u cant sit. :D

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Same reason kids throw water baloons and stuff cut grass down eachothers shirts.

Cos it's fun.

Also I like giving DaRuDe a cyber beating cos I'm a big fat bully and he is a little girly fat head. ;p

Call me Maninibat!

Some time in the new year, I think.

Was supposed to have been there in June 07.

But the company aquired a company that needs an extention building onto it before I can start.

See you then, if this thread is still going, you and DaRuDe can beat me up for all the insults.

Call me Maninibat!

this is a figthin thread

not some info provider.

so now when u already stepped in i will just get my both fingers deep in ur ear and tear the ear drums out. :D

enjoy the music

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Gave people a chance to just enjoy being themselves. All the heavy stuff gets wearing, so was good to be able to lark about.

tks JBH x

Whenever the system becomes superior than the rights of human beings it should be destroyed and changed with one that puts forward the human rights before anything.

e.g. Look at Guantanmo. the people being held captive there have no rights. they have no access to justice. lets fight for those people. lets fight hunger, poverty, slavery, racism, prejudicism, unemployment. lets fight for the rights of the suppressed. lets...........................

No we cant because we cannot see anyone except us. We believe in securing our rights by devouring other people's rights.

this thread was fun! gave people a chance to just enjoy being themselves. All the heavy stuff gets wearing, so was good to be able to lark about.

tks JBH x

I Think darude and jaunti are fighting for snakes.I Dont no About JBH.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

Some people fight for respect, honor and dignity. guess they dont have it and fight for it

some people fight for money. guess they dont have it and want it so the fight for it

so what are you guys fighting for?

may I call you that?

tell you what, D'RDe I reckon we could sneak around Doha without anyone knowing who we are and have a right old giggle ! Have you ever watched Little Britain? If so, can I be the guy in the wheelchair ....

JBH - when are you coming to Doha (says she from England)

I'll bowl you down in a minute....

[are there really any snakes in Qatar]

Call me Maninibat!

now worries

will take u huntin fr snakes

will take u fishin

will take u disco too :D

where else yea

will take u for bowlin hmm mind if i get u rollin in that track so u hit all the bottles for me :D

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gonna go back to my book, now, cos I think I got out of bed the wrong side this morning.

Maybe I'm jealous with all 'you lot' going off fishin' 'n huntin' and partyin' and bowlin' and skatin' and and *sigh* guess I need my hub to get back from Doha (on Saturday) and for me to follow him back there when he returns.

hugs *waving hankie*

hmm i prefer get that idiot emadi center doc here wana operate on that low life jerk. to show him how really fatality is.

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Well women never feel pain they are brave :D LOL

So just be brave

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woo hoo

I'm gonna start a new thread now, thanks to DaRuDe "Just name him and i will grave him :D"

Dammit! a fork in my dishwasher just drew blood from my finger, and if I wasn't grumpy before I am now flamin' FURIOUS.

So come on boys, give it your best shot 'cos I'm armed and dangerous!

*wrestling cutlery on the floor and picking a good steak knife to go for the throat*

am none am KHAN thats enough. :D

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Who u Are ? Batistuta or Jamorando?

"Drink Beer Save Water"

Carefull DaRuDe.

I hear that guy is 5' 2" and 9 stone.

You may be out of your league.

Call me Maninibat!

Just name him and i will grave him :D

when what time where location plz.

am always ready for that just all u have to do is knock.

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boys i have an idea - what about a reason for a fight?

i have to take my car to the industrial area after an idiot hit it and didn't even apologise...

couldn't you vent your respective angers on him...

cos i will sure be angry and scrared trying to find my way round the industrial area

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/23073

oh and DaRuDe eats live snakes for breakfast.

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Call me Maninibat!

Wont punch you got powerful legs will start kickin you like a football :D

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Oh my god how did you know my height ? ha h aha ha Cant you subtract 3" ?

"Drink Beer Save Water"

Senti's height let me guess. 5'-3" correct or not.

I know I shouldn't but I found that last threat really funny.

Is it just me?

Call me Maninibat!

Please feel free to use this thread to vent your spleen if the mood takes you.

DaRuDe, if you want to vent your spleen, give me a shout and I will hand it back to you.

Call me Maninibat!

damn you

you come out here asking for a fight

now you are gonin to get ur Mum.

No No thats not fair ok fine let her slap me and later when she leave i will take the revenge from you with a powerful low blow :D

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I can't help thinking.

When I arrive in Qatar and have a meet and greet with you fine people, you are going to jump out from under the table and attack me.

Just like Kato in the Pink Panther films.

I'll have to make sure I bring my Mum with me so she can slap you down like a naughty boy.

Call me Maninibat!

Go for it Darude...you so sweeeeeeeet...

I really need a rhinoplasty. Make me Miss Universe..and make her ummmmmm....Miss Dukhan...!

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am going to pull ur 1inch nose and make it 4 inch so better back off b4 u start lookin like a weird witch :D

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I am deeply disturbed now.

You are claiming to be waist height and delivering a blow!!!!

It's not that kind of forum.

gypsy gal is off to practice hair pulling and slapping rapidly while looking the other way with her eyes closed.

Call me Maninibat!

Gypsy Gal,

Now get back to work or you will be fired...

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Guess i am too short.If some one try to blow in face.Obviously his blow goes to the concrete wall.If i give a blow.Guess what will happen

"Drink Beer Save Water"

I want to fight with you..do you fight with girls??....but let me first brush up my fighting skills... and come back later ...be prepared okay???

JBH happy fighting..lol

I think you will be able to get both hands in sentibhims mouth, no problem.

CharanSanitwong; you here to do battle or to comment?

No bystanders, come here and I will give you a knuckle rub!!!

And a Chinese burn!!!!!!

Call me Maninibat!

I dont have akama yet.How can i move at night ? so i stopped out side work and hanging here inside the office at QL.how R u ?

"Drink Beer Save Water"

Senti - You talk only. how come u didn't come on thursday night.

Muffy and copper - you are too young to have a fight.

Owen - you are a lady cannot fight with you.

Corne - you are too big to fight.

will get my hand in ur mouth and with sudden jerk will get ur jaw out and hand it to you. enjoy jawless man :DLOL

Next Plz

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Now Ready 1,2,3 GO.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

simple solution for xtream_i will get my 2 fingers up his throat and pluck it out. opponent down.

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxt.

Fatality.

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I'm a big lad y'know DaRuDe, are you sure a little fella like your self can do that?

xtream_i, welcome aboard.

Now what would you like?

Broken nose or just some general swelling all over your girly face?

Call me Maninibat!

LEST DO IT MAN, but avoide sensitive areas ;)

will smack you on the wall on the floor get u all broken full of pain

and then ur body will get fully serviced at hospital :D

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You Big Bully!

[I'm glad Jauntie came back, I thought I had upset her]

I don't take steriods, they make your willy shrink!!!!!

Listen, when you next slam one into my face can you aim it at my lower left hand jaw, please.

I have a toothache there so you may save me some dentist bills.

Call me Maninibat!

Good Morning Opponent

Go get some pain killers and Vitamins and some steroids

and get back in the Ring am always ready just ask me to knock you down :D

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It was fun though! ;)

Call me Maninibat!

so I popped in with my spade to scrape you all up of the floor and slide the remains out of this thread, under the forum door and into a sealed flatpack ready for disposal.

sigh

peace at last! now I can get on with reading my Harry Potter ;)

better face off b4 i get u melted copper and vaporize you in air :/

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See what I am capable of??NOw watch out

to make you spit your teeth out..BANG

Be calm,but be deadly

Sorry, been for a bath to wash all the blood off.

My bokken will break your niknaks.

What you gonna do then?

Huh?

Do you feel luck, punk, huh?

Call me Maninibat!

I didn't know i was that scary..haha

Darude:You threw me out!!I am gonna break your bones..

JBH: Ninjack is a martial art with atwo rods tied on either ends of a chain..

Just last night i caught a rattle snake in zubara will throw that over u

End of Story Sinned History :D

Nexxxxxxxxxxxxt Plz come quick guys am gettin bored sittin free,

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You Apologized and gave us a chance to blow u up into pieces. we never owe apologies in fight pal.

You lost :D

Neeeeeeeeeeext

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ok make ur last wish am scared you guys may not come out from icu unit at hospital.

And i suggest you guys have ur last meal too.

Dont want to hear later am hungry or got hangover or blah blah blah

am ready to fight 24/7. :D

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Whats a ninjack?

You must be a real weed if you need so many weapons.

Call me Maninibat!

double post

Hang on...I have my shot gun ready too...

Now let's fight

You won't get close enough to use duster.

I will take the legs from under you with my leg kicks.

Then knock you out with a flying knee.

Call me Maninibat!

Try me !!!!

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Lips dont need to talk.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

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Oh a knuckle duster?

Can you get them to fit your podgy little fingers?

In that case I will bring my bokken.

Call me Maninibat!

what kinda fighter or goth were you.

iron punch 4 rings made connected pin pointed u wear them on ur fingers to knock ones teeth of.

Really u donot know??? or kiddin me?

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will give u a chance to repent from ur sins.

or will get u buried alive.

Nexxxxxxxxt :D

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No you lost me there mate.

Iron shorts?

Are you up for it Sinned?

We take no prisoners here.

Call me Maninibat!

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get those iron made punch too (guess u know what i am talkin about)

any thing and jump in back.

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*walking slowly away*whistling*ignoring a big wolf*...not unless provoked, will return and electrify that wolf standing my way..:P

Can I have a re-match when my hangover goes away?

Can I wear those kinky little shouts they wear in UFC?

Call me Maninibat!

Copper may come or not.

but now u entered this forum so will just get the water pump on and ur electrified body will get fused and huge shock.

Ok guys one more down :D LOL

Who is next keep coming :P

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can i volunteer copper?..lol..

Step ahead so i keep knockin off every one :D

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JHB fight with out cup of tea coz the real taste is in blood after the fight

guess u aint a fighter so i will forgive you.

you may go and play with those 6ers old kidos :D

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OK I'll do it.

Don't mind if I finish my cup of tea at the same time do you?

Shame to let it go cold.

Call me Maninibat!

hahahaha

Dont be so chicken manwhy u gettin a 6ers ol kido rnot u man enough to face me u P---y :D

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Hi fat face.

You back for more?

You're a glutton for punishment aren't you?

Hang on, I'll go and get one of the 6 year olds from outside to come and give you a slap.

Call me Maninibat!

All Better seal ur lips b4 i get every one's nose busted here :D

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JBH: I guess you should rename this forum.Let's call it fight club..

I AM BACK IN ACTION...BUT CANT FIND MUCH ACTION HERE..haha

Who wants to fight? We do

Why do you want to fight? We are animals

How long do u want to fight? Till tea time

What will you do if you win? What do you mean "if"?

what will you do if you loose? Not an option

But I have a hangover, so I am a bit pathetic right now.

What is that on your avatar?

Call me Maninibat!

Who wants to fight?

Why do you want to fight?

How long do u want to fight?

What will you do if you win?

what will you do if you loose?

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I guess you are 18+ 55.wont you go to see Hari Porter ? Lazy Lazy.Same as me.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

Senti,

Better you give me that thread back...you know I am 18+?

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R u wrestler ? he he he he.I dont fight with ladies.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

Hey everybody Good afternoon,

BTW wheres that 'Yummy Hot' H S M L thread? It was there before an hour and now it has been vanished. I would like to fight over this issue.

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I am fighting here.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

I have a hangover now.

Let our hair down last night.

All 1/4 inch of it.

Don't think I can fight anymore.

So I will have to consider myself beaten, for now.

Call me Maninibat!

I decked him with my handbag after the knitting comment.

So JBH ready to mess again han

u better get a backup

for ur own safety

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The short stuff who thiks he is tonymontana.

And no, I'm dry cos I live in Gods country, well the Wirral any way.

Shouldn't you be knitting or something?

Or are you still taking aim with your knee of steel?

Call me Maninibat!

he is refering to me... JBH has some repressed memories from his past... looks like someone by the name antonio or anthony did something bad to him...

JBH - shouldnt you go take a bath! the trout just killed it self...

;p

did she frighten the dutchman away?

btw JBH are you under water wherever you are in UK?

Shouldn't you be making pizza or something?

When you finished combing your eyebrows that is.

You wannabe movie star.

BTW I want to pull those eyebrows up over your fat heed.

Call me Maninibat!

/me takes a big fat smelly trout and slaps JBH on the head...

and then the trout smells even worse...

and me and my hat are outta here..hummph

oh stop it! I can't fight for larfin' !

and, anyway, I have to get down to Waterstones at 8 tomorrow morning then NOT come on here or turn on TV or radio until I've read the last 4 pages, so I need to save energy.

if i was arrested i wouldnt be here, now would I?

P.S.

where have u been...

The Viking.

I'm gonna meke you pay for invading the Wirral.

You horny headed herring scoffer!!!!

Call me Maninibat!

Back off girls!

if that is really heigy in the avatar, cos if it is I may take a bit longer to get back to Doha so's I can get a face and body lift!

wooo hooooo

Come to mamma ;)

[Mums OK BTW]

Xena, shouldn't you be knitting something?

Jauntie, if you are going to show your legs then at least shave them first.

Or are they veins?

Scarlett, stop being a thingy you big hatted top hat.

Right, DaRuDe, are you ready?

Come and get it whimps!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is anyone going to make me a cup of tea?

Call me Maninibat!

and cat fight...now you know that all you guys just love those...

mufy never listen to him...he's evil, I tell you!!

tony: cannibal??4 were arrested recently here.Were you one of them??

Scarlett,Xena: I thought we were supposed to fight.Cat fight..there you go..where females get together they start to get feminine..Stop 'groupism'...(I guess I have made a good reason to start a fight..lol)

Mufy: they are trying to buy you with those compliments.DOnt fall for it..FIGHT..

I will eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

P.S.

havent u seen Scarface?

Here we go .. we r back to soft type of fights .. /me walks .. enjoy mufy

whose in for pillow fight..???

whose said those eyes are innocent.. ??? i am not.. i dont want u peolpe to mistake me.. tyhats y i have put this devil down there.. it shud remind u of my evil intentions

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/me takes a chair and some pop corn to watch the cat fight :P

means you are a hunk, hon...and back off ladies..saw him first!!! its those innocent eyes behind the glasses.. CAT FIGHT anyone?

come on... have you ever looked at yourself in a mirror....

You are hot property man.... come on... oh dear.. now he's not going to be able to get his head through the door... cause its going to be swollen with compliments...

no... I am not expecting a comeback on that one either...

water guns .. soap fields .. what's wrong with ya mates ? u want a fight ... blood and dead bodies .. Argh !

go to a Soap Pitch and try to see who will win there. Catch me if you can :D

Don't be a wimp...we can blow them up...who's afraid of the US of A hey?? :p

/me shows his Dutch passport .. let those name holders kiss my .... german shepherd :P

man... shhh.. no offense to any people but lets delete the post so that bush or blair wont hear it

.. i am afraid that cia will report this to them and they will somehow start a war because we are all set to fight and they might doubt we have weapons of mass destruction.. i have one of course.

so lets keep quiet. lets say waterguns and tractors instead of ak47 and tanks.. got it..?

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water guns ? y the sisiness .. try the us base and let us fight .. THE REAL ONE !!

Yeah in the desert...and water balloons....damn they hurt; especially when your smashed in the face with one!!

hmmm.. gay ..? me? naaaaaaaaa.. xena..? wat xactly did u eman by lady killer?

why dont we form a tag team and head for a real fight..?

with water guns??

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Communist !!! /me calls the f16s !!!!

Amputation DaRuDe.....that's what will do with her....with a chainsaw...you can be called The Chainsaw stallion!!

Stay out of this or will hmm what to do with u wait let me think :D

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but that doesn't mean I didn't go put the knuckle dusters on !!!!

C'mere DaRuDe! lemme at that 6 pack!

*thump thump thump ..... catching breath here .... thump thump thump..... sheesh*

at least PRETEND to fall over!

Sand castle.. lets show JHB what south african girls are made of.... hand me that Baretta... nah.. that will make to much of a mess... I'll just set my dog on him....

Mommy's boy... where are you?

ok so u ready han loaded ur M16

wait now let me load my RPGs hold on there don run :D

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/me reloads his M16 .. who wants a fight ?

So u are next will get you waxed like that wax house movie then stay jammed :D

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haha, lady killer or queen killer? :)

depends where that devilish arrow aims...

JBH:

seems that girls is what's 'ere now - sorry mate - looks like you'll be outnumbered with taunts like that

- my aim with a gun is better than most men, don't push me...

- your mouth opens to change feet, it seems - and you have more to say than most women. Put your money where your mouth is

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"Be the change you want to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind." - Dr Seuss

is JBH from Manchester???? i am feeling homesick LOL

i will put my wonderwoman outfit on and zap the lot of you!

Your insulting us females.....a karate chop in your direction for that comment :p

Atleast not you socrpio already gave u electric shock :D

NEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXT :p

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start a fight then run off like a girl, eh? grrrrrrrrr

Of course you don't have your mouth constantly open as your always sucking on...ummmm...things!!

Dont give me excuse now

come fight

quitting u P---y :D

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were you paraphrasing? lol

(new word - only heard it first time yesterday)

gerrorf my victim! I saw his family jewels first!

JBH, You sure your up for it?

It's not like sitting on your fat a#s all day, belching, farting and playing with yourself :p

Huh? What? Fight? Where? Let's take it outside! As for acid Scorpio...we got plenty of hydrochloric or sulfric acid down at the labs...pretty concentrated stuff too :D

U DO NOT want to mess with girls :D

It won't be that easy, we are not like women.

We don't have our mouths constantly open.

You will have more luck with DaRuDe though, with that big fat gob of his.

You can't miss it, it's on the front of his big fat head.

[got to go and visit my Mum now, see you later for more blood and snot ;)]

Call me Maninibat!

was suppose to fight you

will tie ur both hands to far trees and ur feet to 2 horse and get them set to run. forget ur arms then and legs too :D

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that was exactly my thought when i first saw Mufy's name.... but thought I would leave it alone.. As he is anything but in real life... actually quite a lady killer....hehehe...

I'll take you on JBH... now where would you like that swift kick?

"NO girls allowed, cos they are rubbish and they can't throw balls properly."

uh huh? I know how to knee them though, so back off!

*raises skirt in a ladylike manner to just above the knee (to allow flexibility) and takes aim*

Really will get a 10000KW generator and get the + - wires on ur both ears and let the power on then start dancing huh :D

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I've changed my mind about the punch. Instead I'll throw acid down BOTH your throats. Come on, you'll love the acidity...and the way it churns your stomach as it's eating away your organs!!

If you throw a punch like you throw a ball [no wait i've done that one].

Are you sure you are up to this?

It's not like buying shoes you know.

Call me Maninibat!

we are fightin here not learning recipes how to cook one leave that to cannibals oh dont tell me you changed ur nationality.

R u Vietnamese Now? :D

Out Of My way b4 i shoot you :D

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All gone quiet over there?

Whats up, gone chicken?

Call me Maninibat!

The only thing you'll be getting is a knuckle sandwich my friend :p

DaRuDe, you WILL be my last meal....mmmmm fresh DaRuDe loins fried with garlic and ginger....delicious!! :D

I'll be surpried you could stand up with the size of that ars*.

Two sugars please luv, and a saline drip for DaRuDe.

Call me Maninibat!

Go Have ur last meal b4 i knock ur teeth off have some taste for the last time :D

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Oh but I don't make tea...my husband does all the chores while I sit on my a%s sipping cocktails :p

Me back off?? Never....DaRuDe, I will do my kung fu moves on you and bury you alive :p...with all the other fresh blooded corpses :D

Maybe for a short stuff like you.

Go and have your dinner first, you need bulking up a bit.

It will be the last one you will be able to chew anyway.

Call me Maninibat!

Am having enough fights with my demons everyday and night :D

u better back off dont get in this or will just bury u there alive :D

JBH make sure u get ur ambulance with u coz u are way heavy to be carried yea :D

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You're a girly so go and make us a cup of tea luv.

Call me Maninibat!

me, me, me...I'm at work and very bored....bring it on guys :D

And you talk stupid.

Mufy will be wearing that fork in a minute

DaRuDe, your welcome to try, how many mates are you bringing, enough to carry you home I hope.

Sandcastle, NO girls allowed, cos they are rubbish and they can't throw balls properly.

Call me Maninibat!

... 'moffie' in SA Afrikaans language means gay :)

Just some useless information for you

What does 'mufy' mean to you?

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"Be the change you want to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind." - Dr Seuss

Back off b4 i bust ur nose :D

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corny, heres your chance to prove that you are strong enough..

guys.. u beter not fight with me.. i am strong..i am as evil a my avatar below

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no one tawk to me like that... I tony montana....

..fat head!!!!

Don't push your luck, it's hard to pick teeth up with broken fingers.

Call me Maninibat!

maybe later, i could use this thread..

lets see how hard u throw a punch...

hey.. DaRude, ta sang ge?

there i hijacked this thread... anyone have a prollem with that

no thank you JBH :-) x

come on man show me what you got :D

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