20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called Therapy.
honestly im bookmarking this page....:D
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21. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you ''like it that way.''
22. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
25. Sing along at the opera.
26. Mow your lawn with scissors.
27. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
28. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
29. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
starseed..surely this made me laugh..and forgot that peeking depression from the other thread..:D
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I thought 'let me go out and annoy a few people out there.'
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:) you ate razor blades for lunch?
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sooo funny!! lol
I love this, whenever I read it I am crying from laughter! :) I can imagine myself sitting on my car near the Cornishe pointig a hairdryer on the cars, hehehe!:)
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21. Ask people what sex they are.
22. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"
23. When the plane is still on the ground, Rock back and forth in your seat and say aloud "THIS TURBULANCE SURE IS ROUGH!!"
24. Occasionally scream........loudly.
25. Go in to the toilet and make loud vomiting noises, keep going for a few minutes, then come out and announce to the office that the toilet is blocked, act like its not your fault.