Two tough questions
fwd to me on email
Question 1:
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> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
> Were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
> Syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
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> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
> Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
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> Candidate A.
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> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
> He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
> martinis a day.
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> Candidate B.
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> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
> College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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> Candidate C.
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> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
> Occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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> Which of these candidates would be our choice?
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> Decide first... No peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
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> If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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wow! This is a good one....man is that true about Winston??!....learn something new every day.
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
Hindsight is a wonderful thing!