Smart Answers..
1-Principal: Are u chewing gum??
Student: No I'm human being..=)
...2-Wife: we are having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband: Make sure she is well cooked =P
3-Father:shameful results! Do u always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when i give exams =D
4-Guest: Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy: No, u'll have to walk as well.. ;)
5-Girl: I have changed my mind..=)
Boy: Thank God! Does the new one Work ??
wish it can happen also.. so that all girls can renew/refresh/ overhaul their minds once in a month
No, the girl and boy one is hilarious:D
hahaha
Very good!
Charlie Charlie... :)
especially the husband wife :p
hajmola is fasting also??? :O
good laughing jokes :)))
nice one but hajmola control its Ramadan
lolzz good one
LoL @ MBK, nice ... Hajmola, lmao.. so that there is no chance of returning...
very nice. TFS.
thanks guys :) Hajmola, same is your case, you see hajmola, but can't chew ;p
First guy : My wife is an angel.Second Guy: You bloody lucky mine is still alive
LOL!
ing: Good ones
LOlx