Sardarji on KBC 2
Amitabh: apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne...
Contestant Sardar is tensed.
Amitabh: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan?
Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.
Amitabh: Apka kya jawab hai?
(He is quite sure that Sardar will opt for A)
But Sardar is still confused.
Amitabh: Apke pas do life line hai... (50:50 and phone a friend)
Sardar: I think it is A but am not sure.
Amitabh: Not sure... Hmmm Aap kya karna chahenge?
Sardar: I would like to use 50:50?
Amitabh: Ok computer, 2 galat jawaab ko mita de.
Computer after deleting two names leaves two options which are: -
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav. C. Moh. Azhar.
Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake but as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Sardar is even more confused.
Sardar: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend...
Amitabh: Aap kisko phone karna chahenge?
Sardar: Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.
Amitabh Bachchan Shocked !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan
Santa Singh: "Jaya ji, who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan?"
Receiving reply from JAYA, Amitabh Bachan faints...
GUESS WHY?
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Jaya Bachchan ask's him "What are the options?"
LMAO......... wow
Hard Work Doesn't Kill Anyone... But Why take Chances.
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: Doctor I came on Vacation so that I can get treated.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic.
Man: No, I am coming to you.
Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means
You are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is:
I get up in the morning like a horse.
I go to work like a deer.
I work all day like a donkey.
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog.
I play with my children like a monkey.
I am like a rabbit in front of my wife.
Doctor asked: Do you live & work in the GULF?
Man: Yes.
Doctor: Come, nobody will treat you better than me.
There are many many sardar Jokes..
Like Blonde jokes in US
Pathan in Pakistan...
we Indians have Sardars..
Hard Work Doesn't Kill Anyone... But Why take Chances.
and a great Sardarni (Jayaji)
Thts another Joke... Joker (the VillageJoker) says he rarely laughs... Why the Name then mate??
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Hard Work Doesn't Kill Anyone... But Why take Chances.
"Never love a person you can live with,
Always Love a person you can never live without"
Hilarious joke. I rarely laugh when reading jokes but this was an exception.
Hmm...
Nice One...
One More... Little Not so social
Why Do Women Fake Orgasm??????
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They think we Care............::::::::::
Hard Work Doesn't Kill Anyone... But Why take Chances.