The Rescue of President Obama.

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help.

It was President Obama.

President Obama was drowning, and the three boys rescued him.

President Obama thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so President Obama gave him the money.

The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so President Obama gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, President Obama said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped."

The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

Dying Husbands Last Meal :

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs.

He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks him and she yells:

“No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!”