The Pastor's Donkey
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he ntered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S Azz OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S Azz.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST Azz IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS Azz FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER Azz IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's azz and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have 'azz'ome weekend!!!
haha gud one
there are lotsa hot fili waitresses and you will not be able to concentrate on your eating ;-)))
LOL ..it kinda makes sense :-/
secret.. ;)
because.....??
becoz wat ?
be careful when you eat at TGIF, because.............. :P
I am hungry :(
Jalebi even i have the same thoughts ? :(
this bloody Colt is trying to have dinner akele akele...:( Alone Alone...:)
saale ruk teri choti Colt kaat ta hu....:)
now what's this dinner and why is it exclusive to Colt and drmana only? :(
Colt i will show up for SURE...and also Show off....:)
i will bring the Pesticide to throw on your face...:)
So you better not show up there coz it's infected ok ;-)
TGIF bole to ?
Totally Gross Infected Flace...:)
u guyz going to have dinner in this infected place ?
it's dinner for drmana and me at TGIF ;-)
Colt now wat is tat TGIF dinner?
it's the be kind to animals week ;-)
LOL I've read this before but still couldn't stop laughing... :P
Colt, you won't be noticed anyway....Its food I am interested in :-)
and if you wanna feel safe, you can get a muzzle for my mouth ;-)
Yes Colt, that one I wouldn't miss :-P
Pajju, PM and tell me with whom drmana met frm QL ? :)
no sweat, we'll just stick to our plans of TGIF dinner ;-P
Rizks what PM ?
Pajju can u PM me....:)
drmana u lier :P u dint met anyone ?
drmana u can blindly trust me.
Colt except ME, u bite like a BAT...:(
I know Colt but there are few who do :-)
not all of us bite ;-)
Colt, No am not. I have decided never to meet anyone from QL. That way I will remember you all as you are here than what you all are in real :-)
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WK be Careful !!
ur smoothness of some of ur body parts can be painful ? :(
yes I am becoming smoooth :(
WK, shaving each and every part of his body? :D
hahahha lol
LOL..good one!
Visper we are laughing coz WK is goin to shave each and every part of his body with a Axe....:)
guys use nair or veet marketed by katrina kaif very effective
lol .. now u guys dunt turn to naughty :P
Why you people are laughing??
Abe I don't shave my head.. I love my silky hair
I'm not an "azz" man. ;-)))
jack u dumb mallu nut, he said body not head....:)
WK...full body?....yanni Taklu? Rizks you have company...lol
there is no happy weekend, it's "Azz"OME weekend ;-)... btw, are you going to the dinner meet up?
Good Morning rascale ;-)
LOL.........!!!!
Lol good a2s !!
i mean good one...:)
you should try a bikini wax the next time ;-))
oye pajju i m in on this perv group
Colt dont play with the Pastor's Azz...lol
ROFL.....very very good. Happy weekend!
aagaya poora pervs
hahaha LMAO
Are no re I shaved my full body today, trying to become metrosexual :)
ROFL colt Gud 1 :)
add hairy in there too ;-))
LOL Colt.. Public opinion can go kiss my wild and free azz :)