:O<) *(>O:

Sulieman
By Sulieman

The girlfriend to her boyfriend : Baby, say something to make me feel safe.
"Police Station", says the Boyfriend

The teacher to the students : What is the name of the animal that wakes us up every morning?

"Dad", A student reply

Why the giraffe has a tall neck
Because her head is too far

A very good morning, my dear QLers :O)

If you couldn't laugh, smile
If you couldn't smile, that means my jokes are damn bad :O(

By Sulieman• 30 Jul 2013 13:09
Sulieman

Aaarrrgggghhhhh :O(

Thanks for the Pro-Sulie

By blisteringbarnacles2007• 30 Jul 2013 12:00
blisteringbarnacles2007

Rizks..how come you can see images again?... cause last time Dr QL checked you couldnt see images... lol

By mast kalandar• 30 Jul 2013 11:29
mast kalandar

better option to see the smiling face of the red rather then to see the OP'S joke

By alex brod• 30 Jul 2013 11:25
alex brod

Late to laugh mood suli!

By cherukkan• 30 Jul 2013 11:06
cherukkan

where is brite and his aaaaaaaaaaaaargggggghhh.hh

By sakiv171• 30 Jul 2013 11:01
sakiv171

missig the pics ....

By Rizks• 30 Jul 2013 11:00
Rizks

Nice smile in Red.

By Binyanco• 30 Jul 2013 10:59
Rating: 4/5
Binyanco

By zaheer_sayyed• 30 Jul 2013 10:20
zaheer_sayyed

=D .. mine once mood deleted

By Molten Metal• 30 Jul 2013 10:13
Molten Metal

Only 4 voices in total ?

By Strom• 30 Jul 2013 10:12
Strom

zaheer its okay .... the image is for all Qlers .. so everyone can read without glasses...

By Molten Metal• 30 Jul 2013 10:08
Rating: 4/5
Molten Metal

Love & mutual support is above all ...

By zafirah• 30 Jul 2013 10:08
zafirah

arghhhhh to Sulie!

By zaheer_sayyed• 30 Jul 2013 10:06
zaheer_sayyed

change width and height of image to fit in

By Rizks• 30 Jul 2013 10:03
Rizks

also he has used some alien language in the title, which is against the QL guidelines...:(

By Rizks• 30 Jul 2013 10:02
Rizks

Lols Strom, i agree with you ! :)

By Strom• 30 Jul 2013 10:02
Strom

oooppss image also sacared me !!!!!!!!!! :-)

By Strom• 30 Jul 2013 10:01
Rating: 4/5
Strom

what is this ???? suliman u shud be banned after posting this .....

By hegikharen• 30 Jul 2013 09:48
hegikharen

mm can i get both invitation?lol

By jade03• 30 Jul 2013 09:48
jade03

Sulieman - I laughed in this morning

By Rizks• 30 Jul 2013 09:46
Rizks

hegikharen kindly ignore Sulie's comment !

How abt the karak chai at my emporium after dawn ? :)

By hegikharen• 30 Jul 2013 09:44
hegikharen

aha :)

By emy007• 30 Jul 2013 09:42
emy007

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)

By Sulieman• 30 Jul 2013 09:39
Sulieman

hegikharen ,, U lovely Gal

You deserve a free Karak chai for 1 month after Ramadan from Rizks emporium :O)

By Rizks• 30 Jul 2013 09:38
Rizks

ROFL MN !

By hegikharen• 30 Jul 2013 09:37
hegikharen

U always make me laugh aha tnx bro :)

By Sulieman• 30 Jul 2013 09:36
Sulieman

MM ,, that's what i call a good comment

thanks :O)

Zaheer and MN, thanks guys :O(

By zaheer_sayyed• 30 Jul 2013 09:34
Rating: 4/5
zaheer_sayyed

LOL Molten

By MarcoNandoz-01• 30 Jul 2013 09:34
MarcoNandoz-01

lol.haha.omg that was so not funny! )":

By zaheer_sayyed• 30 Jul 2013 09:34
zaheer_sayyed

indeed the jokes ver bad ... but Im glad u posted

By Molten Metal• 30 Jul 2013 09:33
Rating: 5/5
Molten Metal

By Sulieman• 30 Jul 2013 09:32
Sulieman

Rizks u dunderhead

then why not to tell us one of your funny jokes :O)

By Rizks• 30 Jul 2013 09:27
Rizks

"If you couldn't smile, that means my jokes are damn bad :O(

I agree with the second part....:(

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