.. no good jokes lately ..

You were lucky. My parents never bought me any toys. If I hadn't been born a boy, I would have had nothing to play with :0(

I grew up to be a boy wonder -- everybody always looked at me and wondered.

I was such an ugly baby. My mother only puts the negatives of my pictures in our family album.

everyone .... for your input .....

HGL walks into a pub and says, "Drink of orange please landlord."

The landlord asks, "Still orange?"

HGL replies, "Yes, I haven't changed my mind."

Husband: " Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture. The car skidded and rolled over. Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet. I managed to crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fell over the cliff. I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and several concussion."

Wife : "WHO IS SUSAN.?"

A real life joke...

LLR did not post anything about India on a particualr day on QL and still was found alive and without any medical complications the next day..:)

I dread the day when I see old people twerking on youtube. Y'all know it's only a matter of time.

ROFL BG and LLR good ones ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...............:)

I always have the habit of parking my car where the handicapped board sign is there (especially corniche parking)...One day i did, then other day i did, then again the other day i did...My wife saw this and kept wondering..Finally she asked me why do u always park ur car at this sign board

I said, After marriage every husband becomes handicapped..rofl...:))))

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly.

"Is everything okay, pal?", the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!".

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah. But today is the last day"

as expected

once upon a time there was a king...This king had his queen...One day the king dies..After few seconds the queen dies...Joke is over..:))))))))))))))))

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

hahaha very funny :))

ROFL Britey i love u mate

Baburao was about to go pick up his mother-in-law from the airport when his wife called to warn him that she thought her memory was going,

Baburao had a great idea. When he got to the airport he said, "Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!"

Pajju had been shopping downtown all day with his wife and four little children. They were all so tired, he decided to take a taxicab home.

Approaching a cab driver, he demanded, "How much will you charge to drive us to the Bronx?"

"I figure 15QR apiece for you and your wife," said the driver. "I'll take the four kids along for nothing."

Pajju turned to his children and said, "Jump in kids, and have a nice ride home. Momma and I will take a long walk." :)

Thanks.

LOl BG :))

Very nice indeed ....

mother in law hehehe

I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them is enough".

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”