new shop selling husbands
New shop selling husbands.
In New York, newly opened shop where women can choose and buy a husband. At the shop entrance door a sign gives instructions and rules.
* You can enter the shop only once
* There are six floors and qualities of the men improve by going up the floors
* You may choose any man at the floor or proceed on upper floors
* Is not allowed to return to down levels
A woman decides to visit the "Husbands Shop" to find a companion.
At the First floor the sign above the door informs: All men here have a job.
The woman goes on to the following upper floor.
At the Second floor, the sign says: All men here have a job and love children.
The woman proceeds one floor more
On the Third floor the sign says: All men here have a job, love children and are extremely good-looking.
"Wow" thinks the woman, but she feels she can still continue.
At the Fourth floor the sign again says: All men here have a job, love children, are extremely good looking and help for house works.
"Incredible" the woman now is excited, "I hardly can resist", but climbs one more floor.
Fifth floor, above the door is written: All men here have a job, love children, are really good looking, help house works and are very romantic.
Now the woman feels quite satisfied, but still taken by curiosity, decides to see the last floor.
Sixth floor: You are visitor N. 31.456.012 on this floor. Here there are no men.
This floor exists only to prove how difficult is to satisfy a woman. Thank you for choosing our shop.
Opposite to this shop, a “Shop for Wives” has been opened with same concept.
At First floor all women like sex.
At the Second floor you find all women that like sex and are very rich.
Floors from Third to Sixth never been visited.
Have been reluctant about my holiday destination this year. Now am interested in a shopping holiday. Prividing me with location and directions will be highly appreciated.
Am talking about the one across the street:)
Alternatively, would like to "take care" of the ladies getting out of the husbands shop with "empty hands"
of that shop:P
Thanks for the joke