MIL JOKES :p

MIL JOKES :p

alredoo
By alredoo

The wife’s Mother said, “When you’re dead, I’ll dance in your grave.” I said: “Good, I’m being buried at sea.”

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LAST week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked if I wanted an airbag. I said: “No thanks. I already have a mother-in-law.”

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HOW many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly but she went to see that film the Elephant Man and the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
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What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?

A: Sir, we were able to save her!

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By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 21 Mar 2013 14:22
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

LOL Ukeng nice edition to ur fav posted joke

By GodFather.• 21 Mar 2013 14:21
GodFather.

alredoo to BG: My mother in law is an Angel

BG: Lucky you, mine is still alive!

By fea_sad• 21 Mar 2013 13:48
fea_sad

lols emy .. i think he has found one tat why he has stuck to tat thread :P

By alredoo• 21 Mar 2013 12:47
alredoo

Not me :'(..iam bramachari :(

By emy007• 21 Mar 2013 12:44
emy007

hi FS, am good, hows u? DM is in the other thread was looking for beautiful Qlers :) and ur one of them :)

By landloverreview• 21 Mar 2013 12:40
landloverreview

All fingers are not same.. (:

By egbolongo• 21 Mar 2013 12:37
egbolongo

To all you ladies with kids ! Happy mother's day with many happy returns .Bless you all !

By alredoo• 21 Mar 2013 12:17
alredoo

dm is on the other thread...he has lot of raakhis with him for the beautiful ladies...i gave him other options about the holi thing..but he does not know what is holi :P

By fea_sad• 21 Mar 2013 12:12
fea_sad

hello emy how are u doing

DM where is he today :P

By emy007• 21 Mar 2013 12:09
emy007

I love my mother in law, she is like my mom, , and as i treat my mom i do same to my MIL... at the end they r all moms :)

happy weekend all,

FS we were looking for ya :) or DM was :D

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 21 Mar 2013 12:07
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

how to scare ur father in law, dial mother in law phone number n hand him the phone

By alredoo• 21 Mar 2013 12:02
alredoo

Happy weekend to you too :)

By fea_sad• 21 Mar 2013 12:01
fea_sad

lolz... happy weekend alredooo :)

By fea_sad• 21 Mar 2013 11:59
fea_sad

is this BG MIL joke ?

By alredoo• 21 Mar 2013 11:55
alredoo

on behalf of your pet monkey i posted it...Happy weakend :)

By gypsy gal• 21 Mar 2013 11:55
gypsy gal

I thought this is posted by Baburao..he loves his MIL very much..lol

By alredoo• 21 Mar 2013 11:49
alredoo

:)

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