Learn CHINESE in 5 Minutes (MUST read aloud)
By azilana7037 •
| English | Chinese |
| That's not right | Sum Ting Wong |
| Are you harboring a fugitive? | Hu Yu Hai Ding |
| See me ASAP (As Soon As Possible) | Kum Hia Nao |
| Stupid Man | Dum Fuk |
| Small horse | Tai Ni Po Ni |
| Did you go to the beach? | Wai Yu So Tan |
| I bumped into a coffee table | Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni |
| I think you need a facelift | Chin Tu Fat |
| It's very dark in here | Wai So Dim |
| I thought you are on a diet? | Wai Yu Mun Ching |
| This is a Tow Away zone | No Pah King |
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Our meeting is scheduled for next week |
Wai Yu Kum Nao |
| Staying out of sight | Lei Ying Lo |
| He's cleaning his automobile | Wah Shing Kah |
| Your body odor is offensive | Yu Stin Ki Pu |
| Great | Fa Kin Su Pa |
nice ones azi funny
Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....
U r too good
i havent tried
its called Phoo Yuk...
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Azi, Kum Hia Nao
My favourite...Fak yoo
I use it a lot at work
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with your eyes...lol
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
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Azilana, Chin Tu Fat
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.
IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
lost that to sabatouer
i like that, thats azzy, i will say this to one of my colleage YU STIN KI PU hope he dont speack chinese. LOL
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
look at your face in the mirror
and tell me how it looks - LOL
cheers
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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where is your david blaine eyes????
Life is beautiful !!!
LOL Azilina!!!!!!! its so easy !
Life is beautiful !!!
someone already posted this recently.
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No human can stop racism and its easier to make a deaf hear u than an ignorant.
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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But I still find it funny...
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleonor Roosevelt
Fa Kin Su Pa =D
Hahahahaaa...
Thnx.
YousrI
nice one ... this has been forwarded like billion times in facebook